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Divorce eCards (3)

  • Divorce - "Flight Attendant"

  • Divorce - "Frankie and Eddie"

  • Divorce - "Guptah"


Divorce eCards

 Divorce

OMG

There is really nothing funny about divorce. Families split, love lost, love torn apart, and the demons of greed erupt. Apart from that, it is good to get rid of the SOB.

Is there Anything Funny About Divorce

Yes, of course there is something funny about divorce. There is something funny about everything. Not only that, even if there is nothing funny about it, the person who has just been hurt might need a little uplilft. Let's say this. Yesterday you lost your marriage. That no good piece of human garbage left you or a friend. You are down in the dumps and you take a couple of shots of bourbon and make your way to your computer. Waiting for you is a Rubber Chicken Card. It's funny, and you laugh.

Lighten the Load

Rubber Chicken Cards.com is designed to lighten the load of life's real tribulations. Most of life really isn't that fun. Most jobs kinda suck, most relationships are fraught with challenges. So every day, we all do the best we can. The people selling positive thinking can make a case for a happy clappy life, but in the end most folks just do the best they can every day. If the normal ones among us can brighten up now, we are in good shape.

Fall Down Nine Times, Get up Ten

Yes, you are doing your friend a service. They will be over their divorce a lot more quickly because you sent them a Rubber Chicken Card.

The History of Divorce

In ancient cultures, there was no divorce. In fact, there was no marriage. No one was there to marry people. When a man and a woman fell in love, they got a cave, if one was to be had, or lean-to, and hung out. Later, as religions developed, books were written, telling people how to live and what to do with a soup spoon. People stayed together no matter what. And if they didn't the books magically hit them over the head.

And One Day

And one day, a man or a woman, we don't know the exact participants, said, "I hate this. I don't want to spend one more minute with him/her. I'm splitting. And magically, there was something called divorce. After the hurt, everyone was happier. Even the kids. The End.

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