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Mardi Gras eCards (6)

  • Mardi Gras (over 18) - "Stinky Dog"

  • Mardi Gras - "Sarah"

  • Mardi Gras - "Marlene and Dave"

  • Mardi Gras - "The Muse"

  • Mardi Gras - "On the Runway"

  • Mardi Gras - "Carlita D'Mechanic"


Mardi Gras eCards

 Mardi Gras

Attencion Mes Cher Amis!!

It is time to don your most Royal, most Purple, most Gold, most Green fabulous of fashions for the most singular of celebrations! The Toujours Magnifique Mardi Gras!!

Come Closer and Listen My Petit Bonbon

Mardi Gras is not to be missed. NOT EVER!! It is the final day of fantastique indulgence and joie prior to those necessary days of fasting and regret over the pudge and poundage you placed upon your bones in a single FAT Tuesday!!!

BUT Mon Dieu! WHAT a TUESDAY!

What was in those seven Bahama Mamas I downed last year??? Besides the pure rum, coconut flavored rum, grenadine, orange juice, pineapple juice, crushed ice, whipped cream and tourqouise parasol?! The next day's scale EXPLODED! Crab Cakes! Shrimp Cakes! Cakes of Cajuns! King Cakes infused and dripping with green, purple, and gold food coloring? Sparkling with sprinkles and concealing tiny toys and gems for ready revelers! Two Ton Bourbon Pecan Cakes! Doberge Cakes! Pig Pickling Cakes!

Sights and Sounds

And think my dear friends of the ocular carousel of sights and occasions! The sounds of trumpets, clarinets and steel drums! The singing of the chanteuse! The fun of costume and the amazing affaires begun amidst velvet, satin, silk and Chantilly lace!!

Ohhohohoohhhh!!

Balls for dancing! Parades for prancing! The pastel walls sporting the ivied balconies of the French Quarter packed with les jeune filles, les madmoiselles, whom, if properly, poetically persuaded, will bear their amazing pink and ivory breasts illuminated with thousands of rainbow glimmering babiole et bijoux tossed to them by so many ardent admirers!

Or should you prefer

Join the revelers along the parade of Krewes floats where gold doubloons are tossed to you from feather masked sirens and sires of spectacular mystery all attired in Purple for Justice, Green for Faith, and Gold for power!

QUE? What is That You Say?

You are unavoidably detained from participating in the most fabulous of celebrations EVER CREATED in the most musical of cities EVER BORN? Surely you jest! It cannot be so! Mais c'est tragique! Quelle dommage!

But Wait!

Not being in New Orleans for Mardi Gras need NEVER mean MISSING Mardi Gras! Rubber Chicken eCards to the rescue! Celebrate this day of feasts by sending feasts of RC eCards to your dearest of dears, your love of loves, your bonbon des bonbon, with our amazing choice of salutations!

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We at Rubber Chicken eCards have just what you need in order to celebrate with friends far and near this wonder of wonders, this fete of fetes with a burst of characters that will entrance, delight, invite and promote a stupendous celebration of friendship, happiness, love and desire with all those who share your heart! The Muse, with his never ending uncanny foresight will mystify you! Marlene and Dave with their never ending products of the bizarre for unbelievable prices in 60 payments only will stupefy you! And Twinkle the Torso who has never tasted anything more than a single purple, green, and gold mint will stun you with her incredible triangular corps. These and more characters await to assist you in enticing all whom you cherish to Laizzez Les Bons Temps Rouler!You're ready? N'est-ce pas?

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