Autumn ecards: Everyone is back at school - well not everyone, some people have to work - the air is turning a bit crispy, later to be extra crispy. The trees are turning bright yellows, reds, oranges, dirty nasty browns, rising and falling with the manipulating zephyrs, like the embers of yester yores summer BBQs. Nights are getting shorter, unlike your skirts and pantaloons. The dark of night encroaches sooner than desired and gets deeper, darker, deeper, and darker and deeper like an island native pressing his luck by swimming further and further down to get just one more potential pearl from the bottom oysters!
Yes, it is autumn, it is Fall, tis' the only season that has two names for some reason. If your relationships aren't completely dysfunctional, then it is time to cheer up your friends, family, neighbors, baristas, and short order cooks, who could be dreading the upcoming chill of winter and long months of melancholy seasonal disorder.
Or perhaps it is you that tends to be impish, insolent and needs these attempts at amelioration most of all - unless you are Canadian. So attach that mouse (which should be attached already) to your computer and start furiously sending Rubber Chicken Autumn ecards. In this way you will become like a saint to your people, unless they are atheist, then you will be like a scientist to your people. Their announcements of praise will echo like a duck's quack with these words "ZOUNDS, yea." good fairest lad or lass (Dude or Dudess) of a subtle perspicacious nature, hath sentith me an Autumn Ecard from RC Cards.
We yearn to adorn him/her with tidings of love, false sincerity, and fleeting good. We will make the grandest of efforts to do something nice for them when they need it - if it fits into my schedule, that is, if I am in the mood!" It is during this season that the ecards sending season starts the perk up season. Remember, besides our regular premium offering of the best animated ecards in the world, you can also send some of our Chicken Scratches, posting them on your favorite social network site or by email. The idiots at Rubber Chicken Cards have a favorite Autumn ecard and that is Puss. Check it out yo!. Puss gets punched out by a bear on an Autumn walk. Though really hurt, he believes that he is lucky. Happy sending of Autumn ecards one and all!!