Congratulations (assuming you're sending these cards to yourself) you are now officially MIDDLE aged! And if you're sending these cards to your favorite 60-year-old birthday boy/girl, GOOD ON YOU! Getting "more mature" is a badge of honor, even in a where even one-year-olds are getting tummy tucks!
What a gift to be able to look back on six decades, to find oneself intentionally engaged in contemplative reflection. We'll give you a moment to ponder that last sentence... Okay, good, now ONWARD! And HEY you outlived a lot of your enemies! Who'da thunk it? Okay, truly it's one of the "big ones" for you, your friend or family member. We'll pause again for you to insert you own adolescent joke here... Done?! Good, now send out one or more of our designs.
The only thing that doesn't age gracefully is buttermilk... believe us WE FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY! But you (and /or your loved one) deserve the loving act of receiving a Rubber Chicken 60th birthday e-greeting. We are so conscious and caring here at Rubber Chicken isÃ?Â that we have many birthday wishes in this section for just this occasion. And being self-congratulatory is NOT beneath us. We know this, because we checked. The only thing below us is an earthworm spelunking! Buh-dump-bump! Thank you and be sure to tip your waitress! And you know what would make a PERFECT waitress tip?! Wait for it... a Rubber Chicken 60th Birthday eCard!
FYI: we have over 100 other birthday greetings in the main section. Some are sweet, some are Rube Goldberg homage egreetings, and some are flat out hysterical animated birthday messages, like our De La Noche, and Muse characters from the talented voice over actor Stephen Day. We also have a goodly selection of spiritual ones, like Guptah, God, and Louise the Angel to give the gift of a nice guffawing to those who prefer the perspective of those dimensions
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