We here at Rubber Chicken Cards appreciate our elders. They have more wisdom... or at least more experience than we do. And they're willing to share it with us "descendants", thanks to how quickly our youth culture isolates older people from the rest of society. "Win-win", when you look at it.
We think it was the great Jack Benny (ask your grandparents) that said, "The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy!" And we think Mr. Benny was referring to us, "non-grandparents", but we're too young to understand (feign modesty)!
Oh, wait, no, it wasn't Benny who said that... it was, wait, don't help us... ah... give us a hint. Was it Jackie Gleason? No? Oh, wait, we remember, it was Sam Levenson who said that! You're still gonna have to ask your grandparents who Levenson was, 'cuz we have no idea, we're only 38(... ask you know who)!
Have we urged you to send our Rubber Chicken Grandparents Cards yet? If not, we meant to! They're just terrific! And everyone you send them to will think so too! And they'll think you're "simply wonderful" and "very thoughtful" for "thinking of them". If fact, they'll be so grateful, they'll probably surprise you when they slyly slip a crisp, new five dollar bill (U.S.) in their next email Thank You card to you. And that really WILL be a surprise! How the hell did your grandparents do that, anyways?! NOW do you see how wise and more experienced they are?! Oh, that reminds us of a story... did we ever tell you we once shot Angela Lansbury in our elephant's pajamas?! ...Wait... is THAT how that story goes? Oh, just send out our RCC Grandparents Cards, already, otherwise we'll just keep nattering on and on like we tend to do!
Which explains why the whole left side of our body is suddenly numb, but we STILL look great in yellow trousers and tails (not even OUR grandparents would get that one)! Really?! You're STILL reading this? Come on! Send out these damn Grandparents cards of ours! We made them just for you! You know the AARP doesn't have it's own online, greeting card web site. Well, not YET they don't! Give 'em time. They're still figuring out the ClapperÂ® (take THAT, reference to a forgotten 1980's commercial! We could have said Ron Popeil's Pocket FishermanÂ® or TarnexÂ© , but NO, we went for the ClapperÂ® All together now, "Wheeere's the Beef?!" )...
So until that wonderful day comes, send out our RCC Grandparents Cards. You can even send them out if you yourself are the grandparent! We have cards for you (the grandparent) to send to your grandchild/children! Clever of us, huh? NOt "Perry Mason smart", but still smart of us. Beside, the AARP eGreeting site'll probably have all it's text in 50-point type! You don't deserve that! So send our Rubber Chicken Grandparents Cards out now, before we forget to remind you again! Now were the hell did we leave the T.V. remote?
sign up for a free trial account here, to send unlimited free eCards for 10 days!