Hey, Happy New Year! By the way, the ball is dropping and it always will,,,,,,every year. Year after year. There are sooo many Happy New Year greetings that need to be sent, forever and ever.
So heck, yes, "heck" I say, they can just be sent all at once over the internet with the simple click of a computer key. Even though we here at Rubber Chicken are mainly idiots, if you send our New Years greetings we can actually save your New Year and make it the best one ever.
After all, every year doesn't some crazy, bad stuff always happen to you? Think of it, there you were in January looking forward to the glistening potential of the coming year but soon enough you find yourself in May realizing that your year hasn't quite gotten off the ground yet and everything seems the same. Why aren't things moving ahead? We here at Rubber Chicken can be very frank... in order to be kind.
So, yessiree my friend, it IS the New Year and..no one's coming to save you. Sorry to say that but we actually DO have the remedy for that same ole, same ole New Year problem. The way to a fresh, free, succulent New Year is by getting stuff done quickly, easily, cleanly, and clearly. So by starting off your New Year right at the beginning with the total package of sending all your friends our New Years Ecards, time needed being about 10 minutes total, you will have completed that task like a pro who can navigate time, good will, and great value.
And that's the best way you could ever start off any New Year because the rest will follow just like that. Magic! Hey, Happy New Year to YOU too! And just think of your friends being blown away by the coolness of the cards saying, "Gee Honey: that friend of ours! yeah he sent us a gorgeous, touching Rubber Chicken greeting to celebrate the New Year. Wow! where does he get the time to do that? What a whiz!..better stick with him. Oh, look I can send him an ecard back right now!" Hey wake up the world. It's a beautiful thing and the beginning of a beautiful year for all. So on this New Year's day, go ahead and send something special to your buds.
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