there is a young person inside of all of us - Aunt Gloria

I didnt forget your birthday - Aunt Gloria

Wrinkle and grin - Aunt Gloria

on life - Julia Child

congratulations on another year - Louise the Angel

forget the past and present - Master Liu

your not over the hill yet - Master Liu

age is relevant only when ... - The Muse

the gift i didnt give you - Puss

in dog years - Stinky Dog

just like a banana - Tone

Father time did a number on your face - Twinky

lipo and botox - Twinky

chinese scholor - Zurxeez

birthday nipple - hotlips

you dont look a day over 20 - long-in-the-tooth-fairy

I brought eyebags - beezlebob

Jewish Homeopathy - The Rabbi

its not daily stress and time - Sarah

lawn bowling lessons - Sarah

sex at our age - Sarah

I love Birthdays - Aunt Gloria

Have sex on your birthday - Stinky Dog