I didnt forget your birthday - Aunt Gloria

on life - Julia Child

congratulations on another year - Louise the Angel

forget the past and present - Master Liu

age is relevant only when ... - The Muse

the gift i didnt give you - Puss

in dog years - Stinky Dog

just like a banana - Tone

Father time did a number on your face - Twinky

you dont look a day over 20 - long-in-the-tooth-fairy

its not daily stress and time - Sarah

I love Birthdays - Aunt Gloria

Have sex on your birthday - Stinky Dog