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Funny, sweet, and original animated birthday ecards, thank you ecards, and more. When you care enough to send a greeting that's funny.

In this Happy 70th Birthday ecard Marta Stewartski
Views: 6328
Marta has some "Good Thing" tips for your 70th Birthday. to make celebrating like turning 35 twice.
Halloween - "Flashback Boys"
Views: 8068
Our boys with the residual brain function of ether babble on about the root of the word "Halloween".
Work Week (Monday) - Dr. Maybaum
Views: 8120
The Good Doctor, radio talk-show host, helps a man with a real attitude problem about Mondays.
Register to Vote - "Cowboy Bob"
Views: 5375
The singin' cowboy and his spittin' horse make it easy to register to vote. This website appears at the end of the card: https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote
Rosh Hashanah - "Puss"
Views: 8811
The accident prone kitty with the upbeat attitude shares an experience of the new year.
Halloween - "Frankie and Eddie"
Views: 8381
The feathered song birds, FRANKIE AND EDDIE, sing a light and happy song to keep away the boogeyman.
Thanksgiving - "Dottie Rat"
Views: 6741
The high society rodent, Dottie, takes time out from holiday food shopping to call a friend on her cel.
Valentine's Day - "Dr. Maybaum"
Views: 6042
The radio doctor that doesn't suffer fools lightly takes a call from a woman in love.
Encouragement - "Madam Blubartsky"
Views: 8938
Looking into her crystal ball, the great fortune teller sees money, relationship, and hope.
Dating - "Selma Goldfarb"
Views: 7744
Our Agent to the Stars give some fine dating advice drawn from the screen classics.
Thinking of You - "De la Noche"
Views: 7764
The astounding Spanish lover, De la Noche, sings a thinking of you song to his adored one.
Thinking of You - "The Psychick"
Views: 7710
The lady of the spirit world contacts all the great beings, like Rodin and Einstein, who are thinking of you.
This is a pure funny joke ecard that will cheer your friend up starring the Happy Hour Dogs.
Views: 5356
The Happy Hour dogs are slurpin' their spiked chicken soup and complaining and laughing about their ill health.
Admin Assistant's Day - "Flashback Boys"
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The boys that share one brain cell between them grapple with how to thank people who are more important than the pay we offer them.
Graduation - "Bats Inna Belfry"
Views: 8218
Vinne and Sal, two wiseguy bats, try to get around talking about what they graduated from - like maybe prison.
Health - Diet - "Ellen and Winsor"
Views: 6631
Ellen and her cat Winsor ponder the mystery of why Ellen gains weight even though she eats perfectly.
Grandparent's Day - "Madam Blubartsky"
Views: 8841
The great fortune teller sees a vision of a beautiful Grandparent's Day.
Grandparent's Day - "Psychick"
Views: 8739
Our lady of the spirit world channels all the best grandparents in history to sing the Grandparent chant.
Easter - "Sarah"
Views: 5721
Our sharp Southern Lady has an issue with the glib meaning of Easter that she works out with her husband.
Holidays - "Juicy Juice"
Views: 8874
Kimmie, the Juicy Juice Bar girl, wields her cell phone and tries to help a religious figure with a holiday juice boost.
Fourth of July - "Sarah"
Views: 6136
The cranky Southern Belle not only celebrates our independence as a country but also her independence from other challenges that have been holding her down.
Birthday - "Angel Moon McFadden"
Views: 5381
In this birthday eCard, our Scottish Angel, Moon McFadden, has a fresh idea on how to celebrate a birthday.
Yom Kippur - "Packrats"
Views: 4688
The collectors, the two most boring people in the world, collect apologies on this Day of Atonement.
Hanukkah - "Good Cop Bad Cop"
Views: 8041
The bad cop mistakenly arrests a Rabbi for lighting fires and the good cop has the Rabbi in to bless Hanukkah candles.
Economy - "Ellen and Winsor"
Views: 4036
Ellen has lost her job and her kitty, Winsor, puts a little perspective on her loss.
Martin Luther King - "Professors"
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The pompous brainy gents reflect upon Martin Luther King's life and the opportunities he created for all.
Inauguration Day - "General Store"
Views: 5588
Mr. Klamen helps Bert get all the things needed for a terrific Inauguration Day party.
Australia Day - "The Muse"
Views: 8597
Your own great creative friend excites your creative juices to honor Australia.
Ground Hog's Day - "Sarah"
Views: 5272
The straight-talking and grumpy Southern Belle tells us why Groundhog's Day is needless.
Valentine's Day - "Juicy Juice Girls"
Views: 7752
Kimmie and her airhead friend discover that they love the same boy and want him to be their Valentine.
Valentine's Day - "Moon McFadden"
Views: 6507
The happy Scottish angel wants to be your Valentine, offering Scottish sweet treats and walks along the Loch.
Valentine's Day (missing you) - "Aw Girl"
Views: 4470
The cutest woman in the world is missing her Valentine.
Tu Bishvat - "The Packrats"
Views: 6242
In this TU BISHVAT Card-toon, the PACKRATS, the most boring people in the entire world, collect fruit from their many trees.
Valentine's Day - "The Muse"
Views: 8732
The Cuban Muse helps you to create the best Valentine's Day sentiment ever.
Presidents' Day - "Flight Attendant"
Views: 5251
Jenny Sue is selling some pretty interesting President's Day snacks,covering the "Bailout" and Herbert Hoover.
Valentine's Day - "MacDoodle and Son"
Views: 6012
The Great Scotland Yard detective attempts to get his idiot son to follow the obvious clues to Valentine's Day.
Birthday Sober - "Happy Hour"
Views: 6678
Turns out that the Happy Hour dogs have not been drunk all these years, they have been sober! Is that your final answer?
Mardi Gras - "Carlita D'Mechanic"
Views: 4108
The salty mechanic has a special for Fat Tuesday.
Purim - "Marlene and Dave"
Views: 6148
The over-the-top infomercial duo are selling the Whole Megillah.
In this get well soon animation, the sweetest nurse that says "Aw" a whole bunch, gives expresses some heartfelt love.
Views: 5715
The Aw Girl stars in the cutest dern get well card ever.
Purim Holiday - "Marta Stewartski"
Views: 5194
The craft specialist and tv host Marta Stewartski whips up some Purim crafts and foods.
St. Patrick's Day - "De la Noche"
Views: 4525
The great lover and crooner takes a stab at "Danny Boy" and murders it.
Economy - "Juicy Juice"
Views: 8972
The Juicy Juice girls, Kimmie and her best friend, get a manicure and discuss how they will try and reverse the bad economy.
Birthday 50th - "Flashback Boys"
Views: 4177
The stoner boys, with nerry a practical thought between them, attempt to decide the importance of the 50th year of birth.
Send this more spicy electronic ecard starring Twinkie the Runway model for April Fools Day
Views: 5992
Twinkie, the runway designer, creates some design pranks that messes Gustav, her assistant, up.
Easter - "The Professors"
Views: 5483
The erudite duo ponder the meaning of the Easter Bunny in scriptural literature.
Easter - "Moon McFadden"
Views: 5530
The Scotish angel wants to spend every minute with you on this very special day... now... now... and now.
Tax Day - "The Psychick"
Views: 6962
The Lady of the Spirit World calls forth all the great tax payers in history to wish you a Happy Tax Day.
Earthday - "Roadshow"
Views: 7540
Dale Vacwit brings a radioactive pear to the Roadshow for an Earth Day evaluation.
Arbor Day - "Packrats"
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The collectors share their Arbor Day collection of tree costumes.
Administrative Assistant's Day - "Guptah"
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The QuikMart sage opens the heart of the Universe to honor the Administrative Assistant.
Mother's Day - "De la Noche"
Views: 7706
The great Latin lover sings a heartrending song of appreciation and love to his mother.
Cinco de Mayo - "Flight Attendant"
Views: 8831
Jenny Sue hands out the expensive Mexican snacks on the plane and whoops it up for Cinco de Mayo.
Mother's Day - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 7090
The idiots with the IQ of socks tell you how to first find your mother, using hound dogs, and then give her a gift.
Mother's Day - "Moon McFadden"
Views: 6332
The Scottish Angel has a beautiful day planned for the greatest mother in the world.
Mother's Day - "Sister Mary Margaret"
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The good sister is taught a lesson in love at the convent.
Bar Mitzvah - "Ask the Rabbi"
Views: 7379
The great and wise Rabbi offers his exuberance and excitement over an upcoming Bar Mitzvah.
Nurse's Day - "The Muse"
Views: 4079
The Cuban muse, the inner creative being, is the muse of the nurse on this day of nurse celebration.
Get Well Accident - "Frankie and Eddie"
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When someone has an accident, maybe a broken bone or bruise, Frankie and Eddie, the singing birds, are there to sing them a song.
Graduation - "De la Noche"
Views: 4565
The Latin lover stands under the window of the graduate and bleats out a song of congratulations.
Memorial Day - "Guptah"
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The great sage of the 7-12 gives her deepest and sweetest thoughts about those who have given their lives for their country.
Shavuot - "Puss"
Views: 7144
The accident prone kitty has some wild adventures with the nameless one.
New Baby - "Angel Moon McFadden"
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The exuberant Scottish angel can't wait for the delivery of the new baby.
Flag Day - "Welcome Wagon"
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Betty Ann Beeman, the Welcome Wagon Lady, annoys another family with her red, white, and blue Flag Day cookies.
Summer - "The Professors"
Views: 5236
Those charming gentlemen get all fussed up in their summer clothing and dive into the roots of summer behavior.
Bon Voyage - "Flight Attendant"
Views: 7294
Jenny Sue gives the traveler an amazing inflight kick off for a wonderful and relaxing vacation, complete with giant beverage and butt pillow.
Diwali - "Packrats"
Views: 5467
Ruth and Ed have an amazing candle collection for the Indian New Year.
Valentine's Day - "General Store"
Views: 5624
Bert is in love and wants Mr. Kalmen to help him out by selecting beautiful gifts.
April Fools - "Stinky Dog"
Views: 4065
The smelliest dog on the block wants to create an April Fool's day gift so low, so horrible, that even he is impressed.
Compliment - "Louise the Angel"
Views: 6205
Louise delivers a very heart opening compliment
Halloween (Folk Town) - "Sweet Chicken"
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Little Jim is scared to death on Halloween in his small town.
Happy Holidays - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 8732
Using words, sweet music, and holiday images, this heartfelt holiday card expresses warm holiday wishes.
Christmas #2 - "Frankie and Eddie"
Views: 6591
The street dancing and singing duo are at odds about how to sing a Christmas song.
Birthday - "Hot Lips"
Views: 4005
Sitting at her hated work desk, Hot Lips is thinking of her good friend on her birthday, unable to participate.
Friendship Day - "Good Cop Bad Cop"
Views: 7679
In this Friendship Day ecard, the Chief tries to express his feelings about his good friend, Good Cop.
Thanksgiving - "The Muse"
Views: 5610
Your Cuban Muse boosts the creativity level for Thanksgiving.
Health (stress) - "Guptah"
Views: 5409
Guptah, the sage of the local Quikmart, gives some advice on how to change your thinking.
Shavuot - "General Store"
Views: 4510
Bert comes into the General Store to get some Shavuot, the Jewish holiday celebrating God's gift of the Torah, ideas. He comes home with a bagful.
Thank You - The Muse"
Views: 6049
The Cuban Muse helps us with our control issues in order to say thanks.
Thanksgiving - "De la Noche"
Views: 7553
De la Noche, the great Spanish lover, warbles a song of Thanks for the Thanksgiving holiday.
Hanukkah - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 6715
The glories and generosity of Hanukkah is revealed in words, images, and music.
Birthday - "Origins"
Views: 7625
Dr. Phonohar is interviewed about the origins of the Hawaiian language, especially regarding the phrase "happy birthday."
Mother's Day - "Dottie Rat"
Views: 5057
The high society rat - Dottie - misses her mother on Mother's Day.
National Teacher's Day - "God"
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God himself honors teachers, knowing how much they go through, on National Teacher's Day.
Shavuot - "Dottie Rat"
Views: 7139
Dottie, the sophisticated rodent, calls her friend and dicusses both her chubbiness and the meaning of Shavuot.
Bastille Day - "Professors"
Views: 7801
In considering the revolution in France, one of the Professors, Montgomery, thinks that the Illuminati was behind it and wants to become a member.
Valentine's Day #4 - "Louise the Angel"
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Love is all there is in Heaven and Earth in our 4th Louise the Angel card.
Birthday - "Ludwig van Beethoven"
Views: 8151
The spoiled Ludwig, cat or dog (we don't really know) discovers it is his friend's bday and he does not believe he is getting older! We never grow old!
Try this one for a younger feel starring our "Geeks".
Views: 6400
The Geeks contemplate what it would be like to have a birthday if you are going to live forever.
Halloween - "Sinclair the Hipster"
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Sinclair, the hipster, wants only one thing this Halloween, and that is to not be a cliche.
Thanksgiving - "Ellen and Winsor"
Views: 7632
Right before Thanksgiving, Ellen complains to her very wise kitty, Winsor, about having a hard financial time.
Thinking of You - "Selma Goldfarb"
Views: 6599
Selma, agent to the stars, is thinking of the very best person she knows!
Summer - "Dreamtime"
Views: 7769
Albert Sussman, master dream interpreter gets another dream totally and obviously wrong.
Bastille Day - "Dreamtime with Albert Sussman"
Views: 5582
Albert, master dream interpreter, makes a mess out of a Bastille Day dream.
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