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Hanukkah (40)

Send one of our over 30 sweet or funny Hanukkah ecards to celebrate this historic day.

Hanukkah - "Stinky Dog"
Views: 5542
Stinky goes on a search to find out about the meaning of Hanukkah.
Hanukkah - "Donner and Blitzen"
Views: 7585
The idiot reindeer talk about why they love Hanukkah so much.
Happy Holidays - "Rube Goldberg"
Views: 4689
This complicated machine ends up in a simple happy holiday message. Rube Goldberg designed many black and white panel cartoons that celebrated turning simple ideas into complex machines. This is our homage to him and a really fun Holiday card.
Holidays - "Juicy Juice"
Views: 5205
Kimmie, the Juicy Juice Bar girl, wields her cell phone and tries to help a religious figure with a holiday juice boost.
Hanukkah - "Ellen and Winsor"
Views: 5045
Winsor, Ellen's kitty, lights the Hanukkah candles and then wants to get straight to the food.
Hanukkah #2 - "Flashback Boys"
Views: 7048
Our stoner boys with the combined IQ of a knish grapple with what substance to imbibe on Hanukkah.
Hanukkah - "Guptah"
Views: 4536
The local sage, Guptah, spreads the inner light of Hanukkah
Hanukkah - "Autopsy"
Views: 4556
In the autopsy room, on the eve of the first day of Hanukkah, Debbie and Tom have uncovered a very odd miracle.
Hanukkah - "The Professors"
Views: 4376
This erudite duo enjoin in a battle of the wits about Hanukkah and burning oils.
Hanukkah - "Larry the Loungeman"
Views: 6766
Larry and his brother Barry, crack a few jokes and sing an almost moving version of "Dreidl" to celebrate Hanukkah.
Hanukkah - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 5647
The glories and generosity of Hanukkah is revealed in words, images, and music.
Hanukkah and Christmas - "Sister Mary Margaret"
Views: 6952
The good nun has a vision and a chat with God about the meaning of Hanukkah.
Hanukkah - "Geeks"
Views: 8128
The Geeks, who hole up in their rooms to do genius things with computers, reach out to each other to discover that the sacred is in the relationship and the moment.
Hanukkah - "Juicy Juice"
Views: 5667
Kimmi the Juice girl is in love with Robbie, the son of the local Rabbi.
Hanukkah - "Taco Truck"
Views: 4278
Hanukkah at the Taco Truck brings the briny taste of gefilte fish and the delicious abundance of the latke.
Hanukkah - "Jersey"
Views: 7836
Vin asks Sofie for what he wants for Hanukkah. Mmm. Same thing he asks for every holiday.
Holidays - "Broadway"
Views: 5029
Dave comes to the diner confused about what holiday foods to order. Stella, the short order cook, breaks out into song about us being all one family, no matter what foods we eat.
Hanukkah - "Frankie and Eddie"
Views: 8550
The dancing and singing no talents whip up a very annoying Hanukkah tune.
Hanukkah - "Bats inna Belfry"
Views: 8830
The two New York bats discuss the way to generate millions of Hanukkah gifts ? for themselves.
Hanukkah - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 6751
Jim and Jimmy have some practical advice on makin' do for Hanukkah.
Happy Holidays #2 - "Guptah"
Views: 5089
Guptah shares her thinking on the real meaning of the holidays.
Happy Holidays 2020 - "God"
Views: 4876
God knows it's been a horrible, horrible year! But things are turning around.
Hanukkah - "Flashback Boys"
Views: 5245
This Hanukkah, the stoners babble on about the many spellings of Chanukkah and the month long celebration.
Hanukkah - "Psychick"
Views: 8966
The lady of the spirits invites all the great Rabbis in history to sing a Hanukkah chant.
Holidays (alone) - "Ellen and Winsor"
Views: 7477
Winsor the cat drags it out of Ellen that she is sad because she cannot afford to go home for the holidays.
Holidays - "Carlita d'mechanic"
Views: 4012
Carlita the mechanic has a "Mitzvah for your motor" this holiday season.
Hanukkah - "Selma Goldfarb"
Views: 5376
Hard-driving "Agent to the Stars" tries to put together a Hanukkah movie deal.
Hanukkah - "Malene and Dave"
Views: 7517
The light up Menorah Hanukkah shirt may be the best product Marlene and Dave have ever sold in an infomercial.
Hanukkah - "Singin' Cowboy Bob"
Views: 7477
Singin' Cowboy Bob and his horse Spitoon are filled with the spirit of a prairie Hanukkah as they yodel a deeply spiritual ditty.
Happy Holidays (Peace) - "Frankie and Eddie"
Views: 7182
The dancing, singing feathered ding dongs prattle and warble a song about loving everyone.
Hanukkah - "Good Cop Bad Cop"
Views: 7037
The bad cop mistakenly arrests a Rabbi for lighting fires and the good cop has the Rabbi in to bless Hanukkah candles.
Hanukkah - "General Store"
Views: 4121
Mr. Klamen does his best to help Bert prepare for a big Hanukkah party.
Hanukkah - "Flight Attendant"
Views: 8443
Jenny Sue, on route to Florida, chats about her ex husbands and the true meaning of Hanukkah.
Hanukkah - "The Muse"
Views: 5487
The Cuban Muse is here to ignite not only the Hanukkah candles but the love in the heart.
Hanukkah - "Aunt Gloria"
Views: 8415
Aunt Gloria loves the members of her family so much that she makes a Hanukkah dinner and serves it with kisses.
Happy Holidays - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 8884
Using words, sweet music, and holiday images, this heartfelt holiday card expresses warm holiday wishes.
Hanukkah - "Runway"
Views: 7658
Twinkie, the great cutting edge fashion designer, trots our her fantabulous Hanukkah collection.
Happy Holidays #2 - "Stinky Dog"
Views: 4742
Stinky Dog tries to figure out how to celebrate all of these wonderful holidays at the end of the year.
Holidays - "Sinclair, the Hipster"
Views: 7605
Sinclair, the hipster, wrestles with a concept of Holidays. Can you love without the story of Christmas, can you have courage without the story of Hanukkah. What does Sinclair end up with?
Hanukkah - "MacDoodle and Son"
Views: 8698
The great Scotland Yard detective, MacDoodle, has some bonding time with his very stupid son to teach him how to discover the clues to the Hanukkah holiday.

Hanaukkah eCards Animated Funny Online Greeting Cards

Hanukkah ecards, Chanukah ecards: So many spellings, so little time, and so many Rubber Chicken Cards Hanukkah ecards to choose from. How would you like the two idiot birds, Frankie and Eddie, to serenade your friends or family members about world peace in a holiday ecard? How would like Good Cop/Bad Cop to grill the head Rabbi in your town about lighting fires - like the candles on the menorah in a Hanukkah ecard?

Letters to the Henhouse

By the way, we have had many letters over the years asking us if we have as much fun doing these cards as it looks. The answer is Yes! We love doing this work. It is fun for us to sit in your house (don't get creeped, we don't mean literally) when you send an ecard Hanukkah. It is really moving for us to be with you as you lighten the load for a friend or family member on a holiday like Hanukkah. Though not all days here in the coop are hilarious, after all it is work, most days are fun, relaxed and happy. The idiots at Rubber Chicken Cards actually like each other and come each day to play. We hope this joy comes through in our Hanukkah ecards.

A Sense of Humor in History

One of the great things about Jews, yes we can pretty much stereotype here, is that as a culture Jews have a sense of humor. That's why so many old school comics are and were Jewish. They wouldn't let you in the club as a member, but if you could make them laugh, you'd have a good shot at nice meal.

The Rabbi: Steve Mittleman

Steve Mittleman, the voice of the Rabbi, is one of our countries great comics. He came to us from a good friend of RC Cards, in fact, our Manager, Barry Bookin. Here is a little about Steve: Steve Mittleman was born without a chin. It got weaker from there. It haunted him his whole life. When he was sad about it, people would ask, "Hey Steve, why the short face?" It used to take him (only) 3 - 4 hours to change a pillowcase. Then, Steve was asked to be on Extreme Makeover and was given a remarkable chin, 2 clefts and 9 dimples. His sense of humor remains intact as long as he can find it. Oddly, now that Steve is easier on the eye, he's doing voice-over work. Steve also smells like stucco which ABC used when he had his plastic surgery mistakenly done on Extreme Makeover Home Edition. Steve writes, acts and travels the country doing standup for corporate and Jewish events.

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