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Congratulations (19)

Send a funny Congratulations Ecards from Rubber Chicken Cards

Congratulations - "Aunt Gloria"
Views: 6010
Your Aunt Gloria is absolutly ecstatic about your success.
Congratulations - "Singin' Cowboy Bob"
Views: 4243
Pullin' into town, Cowboy Bob andhis horse, Spitoon, strum and singa congratulatory tune.
Congratulations - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 5504
About a billion brain cells shy of genius, they happily tell you how to offer congratulations.
Congratulations - "Flashback Boys"
Views: 6510
The boys that share one brain cell, grok the nature of Congratulations.
Congratulations - "Dottie Rat"
Views: 4271
The high society rat equates success with a good cheese.
Congratulations - "Larry the Loungeman"
Views: 5810
Larry the tipsy lounge singer warbles a ditty of congratulations.
Congratulations - "Your Mother"
Views: 6861
Everyone's mother gives just "one word" of congratulations advice.
Great Day Congrats - "Guptah"
Views: 8037
The great corner deli Sage offers congratulations on having a great day.
Congratulations - "Louise the Angel"
Views: 6818
Our valley girl angel and her messenger, Bob, deliver gobs of congratulations to a deserving one.
Congratulations - "Bats Inna Belfry"
Views: 5752
The two wiseguy bats swing from a barn beam and discuss "doing a good thing" and how to congratulate it.
Congratulations - "Sarah"
Views: 8280
Our sharp-tongued Southern Lady simply won't congratulate a person who is always successful.
Congratulations - "Flight Attendant"
Views: 6857
Jenny Sue serves up some pumped up airplane snacks as she congratulates the person in 28A on his/her achievement.
Congratulations - "Psychick"
Views: 4715
The lady of the Spirit World brings a host of applause from the ethers as congratulations.
Congratulations - "De la Noche"
Views: 8129
The great romantic, under the window, sings a tune of congratulations.
Congratulations - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 5690
Using music, words, and animation this heartfelt card celebrates a great event in your friend's life.
Congratulations - "Ellen and Winsor"
Views: 6343
Ellen and her cat, Winsor, propose a toast to a good friend in honor of a wonderful acheivement.
Congratulations - "Autopsy"
Views: 6382
Coroners, Millie and Tom, talk about the best way congratulate a friend who has acheived something special.
Congratulations - "Packrats"
Views: 8073
In this congratulations ecard, Ruth and Ed, The Collectors, collect a volcano made out of dung.
Congratulations - "Experimental Chicken"
Views: 5479
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Congratulations cards

Congrats - Congratulations eCards | Animated Funny Online Greeting Cards

Way To Go, Champ!

Rubber Chicken Congratulations Cards are the P??¢??RF??¢??CKT way to say "Here's an expression of praise for someone else's achievement!" and/or "good wishes onto you, good person, for today's your special occasion!" It doesn't get any more heart-felt than that...does it?! Hey, that was NOT a rhetorical question, ANSWER US!

"Atta Girl/Boy/Equal-Person!"

So we need you to know something about us...ah, this is awkward... ah, we're compulsive Rubber Chicken Congratulations Cards Creators! ...PHEW! Wow, that's a huge weight off our shoulders. You're a good listener, you know that?! Congratulations!

It's More of an "Obsession" Than a "Compulsion"...

The point is, we really like to create Rubber Chicken Congratulations Cards. Which doesn't sound like a problem... Until you realize WE CAN'T STOP! Help us!

But Wait! There's Always More!

We like creating Rubber Chicken Congratulations Card so much that now we have waaaaay too many of these freakin' RCC Congratulations Cards! No, seriously, even the producers of "Hoarders" told us we have a problem! So you know THEY'RE just like "real" doctors! They have their own cable series, so that's good enough for us! We also believe that Dr. Pepper is a REAL doctor, so long as he's willing to write us a prescription for Xanax (thank you, and "congratulations" to the 2-per-cent of you who got that)!

This is Why OSHA Was Created in the First Place!

Okay, if you're still reading this instead of sending out massive numbers of our Compliment Cards, then it's OBVIOUS that you don't yet understand the urgency and danger here. So let's make it very clear: We continue to create TOO MANY Rubber Chicken Congratulations Cards! So PLEASE start sending at least one Rubber Chicken Congratulations Card out to your friends ??¢??and those you care deeply about??¢?? DAILY for the next several years! Yes, it's THAT urgent! And it doesn't cost you any more because you're already a subscriber (aren't you?!?). Good heavens! The collective weight of all these "un-sent-out" Rubber Chicken Congratulations Cards has just collapsed in on itself! Nothing can escape it's immense gravitational pull, NOT EVEN LIGHT!!!! Quick! Send out more RCC Congratulations cards now, before it's too late!!! We've got one (or more) for EVERY occasion! Even stuff you'd never believe were real occasions! We even have one called, "Congratulations on observing the formation of a new Black Hole in your workplace!" Weird coincidence, huh?! But all COMPLETELY TRUE! Trust us, we're online animators! We're as honest as cable tv "doctors"! [crackle] We don't know how much longer... [pop sputter crackle] we can hold on! [schreesh crackle, crackle] our comm... un... ication [crackle snap pop] breaking??¢?? IIIEEEEEEEeeeee!

Captain's Log, Stardate 4523.3: Deep Space Station K7 has Issued a "Priority ONE" Call! (We're total dorks, We Know)

Honestly, there's so frickin' many of these Rubber Chicken Congratulations Cards piling up all around us that they now pose a danger to everyone working here! There's such an urgent need for you to IMMEDIATELY send out a dozen or more Rubber Chicken Congratulations Cards because the Sun's been blotted out by these towering stacks of Rubber Chicken Congratulations Cards! We've become so deprived of essential Vitamin D (because the mountains of our Congratulations cards have blotted out the Sun), that we're now too weak to pull ourselves to safety! You have no idea how terrifying this situaion has become for us. And we somehow feel partially responsible for this crisis! But NOW'S not the time to point fingers, unless you're using that finger to click on the "send" button! PLEASE we're begging you: SEND THESE CARDS NOW! Did you ever see that Star Trek episode called, "The Trouble With Tribbles" (the ORIGINAL 1960s Star Trek, not all those weird spinoffs)?! We're producing Rubber Chicken Congratulations Cards faster than Tribbles can gobble down Quadrotriticale high-yield grain! THAT'S A LOT OF FRICKIN' RCC CONGRATULATIONS CARDS!!! 'Cuz Tribbles never stop eating grain (just ask Arne Darvin, he's the assistant to Mister Baris, and Baris is the Federation Undersecretary in Charge of Agricultural Affairs in this quadrant)! The point is: these Congratulations cards are EVERYWHERE! They're in our water supplies! They're...[cough] clogging... [cough] all our air ducts! Please, you have to send these cards to your friends and family NOW! Even if the people you send them to didn't do anything to deserve congratulations, now's not the time to quibble, just get these cards OUT OF HERE! You're the only one who can save us! Hurry [cough cough]!
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