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We have over 100 Free Online Christmas Cards and other holiday Hilarious greeting ecards, Funny Online Christmas Cards Featuring Santa, Frosty the Snowman, and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer starring all of our over 60 cartoon characters like Reindeer, Santa, and of course Louise the Angel or Guptah.

Christmas - "Rube Goldberg Homage"
Views: 8516
This very complicated Rube Goldberg Homage machine does a simple task. This card is perfect for everyone.
Christmas #3 - "Louise the Angel"
Views: 6869
The Correspondence Angel is here with a sweet message about the spirit of Christmas and abundance.
Christmas - "Geeks"
Views: 8968
The computer nerds who never leave their rooms figure out ways to stay indoors for Christmas.
Christmas - "Reggae Mon"
Views: 6118
The Mon himself and his toucans sing an upbeat tune for Christmas.
Christmas - "The Muse"
Views: 7854
The Cuban Muse, sitting in the warm tropic breezes, helps us to relax and enjoy the Christmas season.
Christmas #2 - "Juicy Juice"
Views: 8237
Kimmi the Juice Girl has to work at the crummy Juice place on Christmas Day.
Happy Holidays - "Rube Goldberg"
Views: 4423
This complicated machine ends up in a simple happy holiday message. Rube Goldberg designed many black and white panel cartoons that celebrated turning simple ideas into complex machines. This is our homage to him and a really fun Holiday card.
Christmas #2 - "Roadshow"
Views: 5789
Dale Vacwit brings the Host what he thinks is the most expensive baseball card in history.
Christmas #2 - "Cowboy Bob"
Views: 4634
The singing cowboy and his horse, Spitoon, sing and yodel the beautiful Noel.
Christmas - "Donner and Blitzen"
Views: 7416
Santa's Reindeer gossip about Santa, Rudolf, and others.
Christmas (Stop Motion) - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 4057
Stop Motion construction of a Christmas Tree.
Christmas - "Veronique"
Views: 5796
Veronique, server at the Cafe Cafe, Montreal, Canada, offers a wide variety of Christmas milks for coffee to celebrate.
Christmas #2 - "Louise the Angel"
Views: 4309
Louise has some great ideas for the tradition "Stocking Stuff."
Christmas - "Way Up North"
Views: 5457
Diane, the arctic researcher, expresses her frozen Christmas love from her igloo in Northern Canada.
Christmas - "ASMR"
Views: 6023
Trina M ASMR creates a sound bath for Christmas.
Christmas #2 - "Flashback Boys"
Views: 8196
The stoner idiots with one brain cell betwixt them try to reconstruct the story of the birth of the infant Jesus.
Christmas - "Sinclair, the Hipster"
Views: 8807
The iconic hipster gives her eccentric holiday suggestions.
Christmas 2020 - "Food Eaters"
Views: 4650
Jake Wellington, YouTuber, "Food Eaters from Around the World" laments about this Christmas and looks forward to a great new year without restrictions.
Happy Holidays - "Stinky Dog"
Views: 4763
Stinky Dog tries to think of something to give the one he adores on the holidays.
Christmas - "Origins"
Views: 7725
The Story of Christmas is viewed through the lens of the study of linguistics.
Happy Holidays 2020 - "God"
Views: 8658
God knows it's been a horrible, horrible year! But things are turning around.
Holidays - "Broadway"
Views: 4179
Dave comes to the diner confused about what holiday foods to order. Stella, the short order cook, breaks out into song about us being all one family, no matter what foods we eat.
Christmas - "Sarah"
Views: 8352
Sarah, our slightly off-center Southern Lady, does a holiday recap of the very odd Crumwaller Family year.
Christmas #2 - "Sarah Says"
Views: 4876
Our askew Southern Belle delivers her State-of-Our-Family Country Christmas report.
Christmas #3 - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 7913
In the Sweet Chicken Card we explore Christmas' of the world.
New Years and Christmas - "Breeder Brothers Jug Band"
Views: 4748
The family that plays together stays together in this Christmas musical extravaganza.
Holiday - "Your Mother"
Views: 5348
Our mother wants us home for the holidays.
Christmas - "God"
Views: 5467
In this God Christmas card-toon, God himself let's us know that he loves us as much as he loves his most famous son. After all, we are all his children.
Holidays (alone) - "Ellen and Winsor"
Views: 4906
Winsor the cat drags it out of Ellen that she is sad because she cannot afford to go home for the holidays.
Happy Holiday - "Sister Mary Margaret"
Views: 7699
Sister Mary Margaret,The Nun of Hallucinatory Habits, has a wee bit of a story ta tell ya ...don???t ya know.
Christmas - "Packrats"
Views: 8089
Ruth and Ed share their process of collecting more that half a million fruit cakes.
Christmas - "De la Noche"
Views: 8639
The great Spanish lover, strums and moans Silent Night in front of the window of his amour.
Christmas - "General Store"
Views: 6048
Mr. Klamen of the General Store helps the hapless Bert with his swollen molars so he can get back to a wonderful Christmas season.
Christmas at the Precinct - "Good Cop/Bad Cop"
Views: 5327
The dynamic detective duo grill Santa while trying to get some gifts on the side.
Christmas - "The Audition"
Views: 6512
In this card-toon, the Casting Director is casting a Christmas show and the auditioner has to jump through vocal hoops in order to get the part.
Wisdom of Christmas - "Guptah"
Views: 4127
The sage of the 7-12 Convenience store, gives some timely pearls of wisdom concerning the Holiday Season.
Christmas - "Aw Girl"
Views: 4172
The "Aw Girl" regrets that we can't be with our families this year.
Christmas - "McDoodle and Son"
Views: 7468
The brilliant Scotland Yard detective, MacDoodle, and his dimwit son try and get the clues straight about the holiday of Christmas.
Christmas - "Professors"
Views: 6589
Edwin and Charles smoke pipes and quibble about whether there was hay in Mesopotamia at the birth of Christ.
Happy Holidays #2 - "Guptah"
Views: 8592
Guptah shares her thinking on the real meaning of the holidays.
Happy Holidays - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 4898
Using words, sweet music, and holiday images, this heartfelt holiday card expresses warm holiday wishes.
Holidays - "Marlene and Dave"
Views: 4255
The Marlene and Dave Home Shopping Network brings us a special Holiday Gift.
Christmas #2 - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 8104
With words and images, this Sweet Chicken card creates a atmosphere of caring and warmth for Christmas.
Happy Holidays (Peace) - "Frankie and Eddie"
Views: 7175
The dancing, singing feathered ding dongs prattle and warble a song about loving everyone.
Christmas - "Sister Mary Margaret"
Views: 4569
Our Sister of the Convent has another vision, this time of the birth of Christ and the manger.
Christmas - "Dah Sport"
Views: 6504
The greatest player of all time is back for Christmas after having spent a bit of time in the pokey.
Hanukkah and Christmas - "Sister Mary Margaret"
Views: 6217
The good nun has a vision and a chat with God about the meaning of Hanukkah.
Happy Holidays (LGBTQ ) - "Runway"
Views: 5764
Twinkie, AKA the Torso, creates a collection for the LGBT community that reflects love all around.
Holidays - "Juicy Juice"
Views: 7159
Kimmie, the Juicy Juice Bar girl, wields her cell phone and tries to help a religious figure with a holiday juice boost.
Christmas -"Welcome Wagon"
Views: 8380
Betty Ann Beeman, the Welcome Lady, brings her Squirrel-nut Gazette and a host of treats to a new neighbor.
Christmas - "Roadshow"
Views: 4380
It's Christmas time and Dale Vacwit brings in a Reindeer with one silver eye that happens to be the lost Santa's Reindeer.
Christmas - "Louise the Angel"
Views: 8806
Our Angel and God shop the entire Universe to find the perfect gift.
Christmas - "On the Runway"
Views: 4764
Twinkie, fashion designer extraordinaire, shows off her Christmas fashions from the Runway at her North Pole Sweat (shiver) shop.
Christmas - "BeezleBob"
Views: 8177
Beezlebob addresses Christmas by trying to have people think about the folks in hell as good people. It's a real PR job. Not for the deeply religious, to say the least.
Christmas - "Singin' Cowboy Bob"
Views: 4884
Singin' Cowboy Bob and Spitoon the Wonderhorse round-up a very special Christmas surprise for y'all.
Christmas - "Marta Stewartski"
Views: 8336
Marta Stewartski, world famous empress of the craft, takes a fresh look at Christmas decorations.
Christmas - "Frankie and Eddie"
Views: 7516
Eddie, the musician, playing too loudly on the bells, once again disappoints Frankie.
Christmas - "Stinky Dog"
Views: 8091
The stinkiest dog in the world has a hard time getting and giving the right gift for Christmas.
Christmas - "Marlene and Dave"
Views: 7205
The infomercial duo trot out their "Three Wise Men" GPS.
Christmas - "Ellen and Winsor"
Views: 7105
Ellen, living with her kitty Winsor, is looking at a bleak Christmas due to the economy. Winsor's suggestions gets her to rise above circumstances.
Christmas#2 - "Guptah"
Views: 6888
The great Quick Mart Sage add some Ghee to the beautiful recipe of Christmas
Christmas - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 7956
Jim and Jim Bob, sharing one brain cell between them, tell us about the joys of a family Christmas.
Christmas - "Furball Franny"
Views: 4883
The Mistress of furball mayhem shares some fireside Christmas memories.
Christmas - "Moon McFadden"
Views: 5935
Moon, the Scottish, fun-loving angel, wants to share every minute of Christmas with her friends.
Christmas - "Juicy Juice"
Views: 8327
Kimmi, the Juice Girl, crashes into the room of her brother, Thor, to spread peace and love.
Christmas - "Woody Guppie"
Views: 4418
The folk-singing fish strums and sings a song about Ole St. Nick.
Christmas (18 and over) - "Housewives"
Views: 8747
Over 18 please: In this Spicy Chicken Card, Felicity, one of the Housewives of Needles, California, gets into a fight with her best friend Ashley over Christmas decarations. This is well-bleeped material!
Christmas - "The Translator"
Views: 7981
The Translator communicates for the jolly man in the red suit.
Christmas - "Julia Child"
Views: 7945
Our honorable chef serves up a frothy dessert and a racy religious tradition.
Christmas - "Nostradamus"
Views: 5896
Nostradamus, the world's most famous fortune-teller, returns from the cosmos with dire predictions for your Christmas.
Holidays - "Carlita d'mechanic"
Views: 8023
Carlita the mechanic has a "Mitzvah for your motor" this holiday season.
Christmas - "Autopsy"
Views: 5339
Coroners, Millie and Tom, might have the real Santa on the slab. But wait!
Christmas - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 7060
In the North Pole Santa is creating magical toys for Christmas.
Christmas - "Two Fools"
Views: 5171
Our favorite ???Fools??? come a-caroling with Happy Holiday tidings of reindeer and rum.
Christmas #2 - "Frankie and Eddie"
Views: 6827
The street dancing and singing duo are at odds about how to sing a Christmas song.
Christmas #2 - "The Professors"
Views: 8402
The Professors ponder the birth of Christ and hope of the world.
Happy Holidays #2 - "Stinky Dog"
Views: 5075
Stinky Dog tries to figure out how to celebrate all of these wonderful holidays at the end of the year.
Happy Holidays - "Beezle Bob"
Views: 5176
Beezle Bob, the Devil, tries to create a way to do some good, called "more gifts", which backfires in a big way.
Christmas - "Cowboy Fritz"
Views: 4306
Cowboy Fritz and his horse Spitoon ride up to the top of the Alps and sing a ridiculous song of Christmas.
Christmas - "Jack and Jacques"
Views: 5408
Jack, the idiot American ventriloquist, argues with his French dummy, Jacques, about whcih language best expresses Christmas.
Holidays - "Sinclair, the Hipster"
Views: 7531
Sinclair, the hipster, wrestles with a concept of Holidays. Can you love without the story of Christmas, can you have courage without the story of Hanukkah. What does Sinclair end up with?
Christmas - "Carlita de Mechanic"
Views: 8584
Carlita, mechanic extraordinaire, describes some face time with Santa.
Christmas - "Aunt Gloria"
Views: 7308
Aunt Gloria understands that though Christmas is not a Jewish holiday it is about love. And love we can all celebrate.
Christmas (over 18) - "Jersey"
Views: 5525
Over 18 please - In this Spicy Chicken Jersey card-toon, Vinnie and Sophie get into it over pizza concerning Vinnie's wanting sex for Christmas.
Christmas - "Flight Attendant"
Views: 7318
Jenny Sue, the Flight Attendant, sets up a great Christmas flight for all of her passengers.
Christmas #2 - "Psychick"
Views: 8282
The spiritual chick that is connected to those in the "beyond" channels the spirts of Christmas.
Christmas - "Max Rock"
Views: 7875
Max the garage band rocker, plunks out a Christmas tune.
Christmas - "Taco Truck"
Views: 6870
The food is deep and rich and celebratory at the Taco Truck. Stop by for a wondrous meal.
Christmas - "Stinky Dog"
Views: 4443
Stinky Dog tries to get the perfect gift for you and ends up with nothing but the ability to give Christmas kisses, however stinky.
Christmas - "Food Eaters"
Views: 7175
Jake Wellington, video blogger from Food Eaters from around the World, wishes his fans who eat with him online a great Christmas and New Year.
Christmas #2 - "Sister Mary Margaret"
Views: 5610
The good Sister has a vision of the Lord and the animal kingdom on Christmas.
Christmas - "Bongo and Tone"
Views: 5080
The Beat Poets, Bongo and Tone, use cool improvisation to sing a song of this great day.
Funny Online Christmas Cards

Funny Online Christmas Cards Featuring Santa, Frosty the Snowman, and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

But Baby It's Cold Outside!

Sleigh bells! Silver bells! Chapel bells ringing! All kinds of people outside and singing! Joyful noises are pitched ever so high as choirs and carolers trill to the skies. Garlands and tinsel and twinkle lights blinking in colors so bright that everyone's thinking of Sugar Plum Fairies and Nut Crackers Sweet which bakers and chefs dare you not to eat! There are mountains of cinnamon and rum cakes a plenty with peppermints and cookies iced with benevenuti. What can one do to compete with ALL that when wanting to send cheer to a lady or chap? For family and friends of every kind we at RCC have cards which no one will mind!

Funny Santa Messages and Animated Christmas Reindeer Greeting Cards

Nog is No Laughing Matter!

Rubber Chicken Cards honor the seasons with unique Hilarious Animated Christmas Ecards Greeting for every reason. For Christmas is something at which we excel bringing light heart and cheer to those you love well or even to those you can't really bear but HAVE to send SOMETHING to say that you care. From smoothe De La Noche to kilt sporting McFadden we've every greeting to make all hearts gladden.Louise, our chief angel will chipper and soothe and make Christmas glow brighter with her every move.

Here We Come A-wassailing

We're musical, hilarious, sweet and quite smart. We'll dazzle each send and while warming each heart. So say Happy Christmas! Glaedelig Jul! Bo Nada! Kala Christouyenna! Shen Dan Kuai Le! Yukpa! Joyeux Noel! Feliz Natal! Nadolig Llawen! Vesele Vianoce. Nollaig Chridheil dhuibh. Maligayang Pasko. Frliche Weihnachten! Mitho Makosi Kesikansi, Mele Kalikimaka. Ku odun, e ku iye'dun. Meri Kirihimete. Hyvaa joulua. Mo'adim Lesimkha. Chena tova! Feliz Navidad. Buone Feste Natalizie. How ever you wish your Christmas joy to express the RCC cards will speak for you best!

Yes, Virginia there IS a Veronica!

Plus pay ye attention to what one of our brawking Rubber Chicken Card friends says about our Christmas Ecards: "Dear Cluckers. I was looking for an online Christmas ecard and found Rubber Chicken Cards along with a number of others, like thousands of others. When I clicked on the other sites, all I got was sappy and/or not very funny. Well, you good folks at Rubber Chicken Cards are actually funny. I laughed and laughed and then signed up and starting sending. You know, my friends laughed just as much as I did and thanked me profusely - at least most of them. Not Dave though. Dave didn't thank me at all. Anyway, thanks for the great ecards. Really!" - Veronica, Dallas, TX.

Hilarious Animated Christmas Ecards Greeting For Everyone, Even Cindy Lou Who

"P.S. And not Cheryl either. She's SUCH a Grinch!" Also we want to be sure that you are aware, we have taken the last couple of years to honey-prepare our line of Sweet ecards, Sweet Chicken Cards AND our newest addition of holiday post cards. In this way, we can give you terrific Christmas ecards of all sizes, tones and shapes. Even Rube Goldberg's tova tree lights for our sakes!

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