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Easter (30)

Send a Easter Ecard from Rubber Chicken Cards

This Funny Easter Ecard stars Sarah the Spicy Southern Belle
Views: 8653
Sarah, the spicy Southern Belle, has some sweet and salty ideas for Easter.
Send this Premium Easter ecard starring Good Cop/Bad Cop
Views: 6096
Good Cop and Bad Cop bring in the Easter Bunny for a serious grilling.
Send this Rube Goldberg Homage Easter ecard
Views: 7018
A complicated contraption ends up in a simple outcome.
The Scottish Angel Moon McFadden stars in this online Easter eCard
Views: 5078
The Scotish angel wants to spend every minute with you on this very special day... now... now... and now.
This funny virtual Easter ecard is set in a General Store.
Views: 7139
Bert comes into the General Store to grab some items for his Easter party.
The Professors, those pompous dorks, star in this virtual Easter e card.
Views: 5251
The erudite duo ponder the meaning of the Easter Bunny in scriptural literature.
At the Roadshow Dale Vacwit brings a bonnet.
Views: 7266
Dale Vacwit brings an ancient Easter bonnet to the show to discover that it is worth a fortune... maybe.
Marta Stewartski creates a fabulous Easter in this animated ecard
Views: 5596
It's Easter in the garden with the Queen of craft, as she uses the garden snail as both decorative help and food.
Send this funny Easter ecard starring Aunt Gloria
Views: 5173
Aunt Gloria celebrates her journey toward honoring all holidays.
Easter - "Frankie and Eddie"
Views: 6457
Frankie and Eddie sing a song about Easter
Easter - "Flashback Boys"
Views: 4926
The stoned out idiots with the combined IQ of lint tackle the meaning of Easter. Why do we celebrate with eggs and rabbits?
Easter - "De la Noche"
Views: 8359
The most important Latin Lover in the world strums his guitar and warbles a song of love for Easter.
Easter - "Taco Truck"
Views: 8888
It's the magic of the Taco truck to create a meal that is both delicious and a spiritual portal.
Easter - "Stinky Dog"
Views: 6958
On Easter, Stinky tries to get his good friend a Honey Baked Ham, but he is thrown out of the ham store.
Easter - "Flight Attendant"
Views: 8995
Jenny Sue, en route to Hershey, PA, shares some tidbits about her dysfunctional life and Easter.
Easter - "The Psychick"
Views: 8879
The Psychick contacts Easter spirits and brings forth sweets for the holiday.
This fun Easter online card stars Diane - Way Up North
Views: 5880
Diane, Canadian moose and elk researcher, films herself on the moosecam for a missed loved one.
Easter #2 - "On the Runway"
Views: 4172
Twinky, the great fashion designer, creates a pogo pant for Easter, complete with a pogo stick.
Easter - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 4668
Watch how Easter eggs are made in this sweet chicken card.
Easter - "Marta Stewartski"
Views: 6377
Our celebrity craft/chef tells how to whip up a batch of cutting edge art-eggs for Easter.
Easter - "Marlene and Dave"
Views: 6703
The infomercial crazies are selling Easter eggs that not only reduce stress but can come in handy in a hiking emergency.
The Happy Hour Dogs star in this virtual Easter ecard
Views: 5315
Our two canines, aided by too much jelly-bean malt liquor, rail at the commerciality of Easter.
Easter - "Dottie Rat"
Views: 6945
The high society rat puts on her Easter best, and tries to hold off being negative, in order to celebrate the holiday.
Easter - "Juicy Juice"
Views: 6546
Kimmi the Juice Girl meets the real Easter Bunny at the Juice Bar.
Easter - "Furball Franny"
Views: 8427
Furball Franny, the delicate kitty, gives a bit of a cough now and again while trying to offer an upbeat holiday message.
Easter - "Bongo and Tone"
Views: 7655
The beat poets spin out a poem about Easter, spring, and renewal.
Easter/Passover/Spring Holidays - "Flashback Boys"
Views: 5318
Our over-the-hill hippie philosophers grapple with the plagues of Passover - with a little Easter and St. Patrick's Day thrown in for good measure.
Easter #2 - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 4626
This sweeter ecard sports words, music, and images to create a heartfelt Easter offering.
Easter - "Jersey"
Views: 6546
Vinnie wants a bit something more on Easter than Sophie is willing to give.
Easter - "On the Runway"
Views: 7780
Twinky unveils her new Easter collection complete with live chickens wearing her creations.
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Funny Online Easter Cards & Wishes

Hey, what's with the bunnies?

Easter's the ONLY religious holiday commemorating the age-old blood feud between the stale chocolate bunnies and their evil nemesis, the equally stale marshmallow pink and yellow baby chickens. This war is re-enacted every year in order to see which sugary confection will win supremacy in the form of shelf space in supermarkets. Most are leftover losers from the previous years' "shelf-space" battles. You'd THINK we here at Rubber Chicken Cards would naturally be cheering for our "peeps" Like the stale marshmallow chiquitos ? But we've always been loyal to peanut butter cups and Necco wafers. So the rest of the lousy candy can go to H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks! Which is what will happen to YOU if you don't send out our wonderful and all too plentiful Rubber Chicken Easter cards to your friends and loved ones. See how we tie our tiresome and pointlessly inaccurate tangents together in the end to always "close the deal" as the Ancient Romans usta say?!

For All You Nicaea Fans Out There!

You'll never guess who decided WHEN we're supposed to celebrate Easter. If you said, "The First Council of Nicaea, on the first Sunday AFTER the full moon (the Paschal Full Moon) following the March equinox", then clearly you'er merely reading that directly off of Wikipedia's web site and you should be ashamed of your blatant plagiarism! Because EVERYONE knows, "Ecclesiastically, the Equinox and the 'Full Moon' are not necessarily on the astronomically correct date."... Wikipedia, please don't sue us!

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