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Easter (29)

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Easter #2 - "On the Runway"
Views: 6442
Twinky, the great fashion designer, creates a pogo pant for Easter, complete with a pogo stick.
Easter - "Aunt Gloria"
Views: 5222
Aunt Gloria celebrates her journey toward honoring all holidays.
Easter - "Frankie and Eddie"
Views: 7561
Frankie and Eddie sing a song about Easter
Easter - "Flashback Boys"
Views: 4961
The stoned out idiots with the combined IQ of lint tackle the meaning of Easter. Why do we celebrate with eggs and rabbits?
Easter - "De la Noche"
Views: 6103
The most important Latin Lover in the world strums his guitar and warbles a song of love for Easter.
Easter - "Taco Truck"
Views: 6446
It's the magic of the Taco truck to create a meal that is both delicious and a spiritual portal.
Easter - "Stinky Dog"
Views: 5777
On Easter, Stinky tries to get his good friend a Honey Baked Ham, but he is thrown out of the ham store.
Easter - "Flight Attendant"
Views: 8675
Jenny Sue, en route to Hershey, PA, shares some tidbits about her dysfunctional life and Easter.
Easter - "General Store"
Views: 4845
Bert comes into the General Store to grab some items for his Easter party.
Easter - "Moon McFadden"
Views: 8061
The Scotish angel wants to spend every minute with you on this very special day... now... now... and now.
Easter - "The Psychick"
Views: 7493
The Psychick contacts Easter spirits and brings forth sweets for the holiday.
Easter - "Way up North"
Views: 7178
Diane, Canadian moose and elk researcher, films herself on the moosecam for a missed loved one.
Easter - "Sarah"
Views: 5166
Our sharp Southern Lady has an issue with the glib meaning of Easter that she works out with her husband.
Easter - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 7059
Watch how Easter eggs are made in this sweet chicken card.
Easter - "The Professors"
Views: 7372
The erudite duo ponder the meaning of the Easter Bunny in scriptural literature.
Easter - "Marta Stewartski"
Views: 4610
Our celebrity craft/chef tells how to whip up a batch of cutting edge art-eggs for Easter.
Easter - "The Roadshow"
Views: 5480
Dale Vacwit brings an ancient Easter bonnet to the show to discover that it is worth a fortune... maybe.
Easter - "Marlene and Dave"
Views: 8178
The infomercial crazies are selling Easter eggs that not only reduce stress but can come in handy in a hiking emergency.
Easter - "Happy Hour"
Views: 8230
Our two canines, aided by too much jelly-bean malt liquor, rail at the commerciality of Easter.
Easter - "Dottie Rat"
Views: 7382
The high society rat puts on her Easter best, and tries to hold off being negative, in order to celebrate the holiday.
Easter - "Juicy Juice"
Views: 5589
Kimmi the Juice Girl meets the real Easter Bunny at the Juice Bar.
Easter - "Furball Franny"
Views: 7545
Furball Franny, the delicate kitty, gives a bit of a cough now and again while trying to offer an upbeat holiday message.
Easter - "Bongo and Tone"
Views: 8069
The beat poets spin out a poem about Easter, spring, and renewal.
Easter #2 - "Marta Stewartski"
Views: 8785
It's Easter in the garden with the Queen of craft, as she uses the garden snail as both decorative help and food.
Easter/Passover/Spring Holidays - "Flashback Boys"
Views: 4093
Our over-the-hill hippie philosophers grapple with the plagues of Passover - with a little Easter and St. Patrick's Day thrown in for good measure.
Easter #2 - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 6475
This sweeter ecard sports words, music, and images to create a heartfelt Easter offering.
Easter - "Rube Goldberg Homage"
Views: 6569
A complicated contraption ends up in a simple outcome.
Easter - "Jersey"
Views: 4504
Vinnie wants a bit something more on Easter than Sophie is willing to give.
Easter - "On the Runway"
Views: 8849
Twinky unveils her new Easter collection complete with live chickens wearing her creations.
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Funny Online Easter Cards & Wishes

Hey, what's with the bunnies?

Easter's the ONLY religious holiday commemorating the age-old blood feud between the stale chocolate bunnies and their evil nemesis, the equally stale marshmallow pink and yellow baby chickens. This war is re-enacted every year in order to see which sugary confection will win supremacy in the form of shelf space in supermarkets. Most are leftover losers from the previous years' "shelf-space" battles. You'd THINK we here at Rubber Chicken Cards would naturally be cheering for our "peeps" Like the stale marshmallow chiquitos ? But we've always been loyal to peanut butter cups and Necco wafers. So the rest of the lousy candy can go to H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks! Which is what will happen to YOU if you don't send out our wonderful and all too plentiful Rubber Chicken Easter cards to your friends and loved ones. See how we tie our tiresome and pointlessly inaccurate tangents together in the end to always "close the deal" as the Ancient Romans usta say?!

For All You Nicaea Fans Out There!

You'll never guess who decided WHEN we're supposed to celebrate Easter. If you said, "The First Council of Nicaea, on the first Sunday AFTER the full moon (the Paschal Full Moon) following the March equinox", then clearly you'er merely reading that directly off of Wikipedia's web site and you should be ashamed of your blatant plagiarism! Because EVERYONE knows, "Ecclesiastically, the Equinox and the 'Full Moon' are not necessarily on the astronomically correct date."... Wikipedia, please don't sue us!

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