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Valentine's Day (97)

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Valentine's Day - "God"

God asks you to be his Valentine.
Valentine's Day - "Frankie and Eddie"

Our lead singer, Frankie, and his musician, Eddie rock out for Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Rube Goldberg Homage"

A series of complicated moves leads to a very simple outcome for Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "Louise the Angel"

The Valley Girl Angel delivers a big, very big, Valentine with a very big messenger.
Valentine's Day - "Rube Goldberg Homage"

A fish pulls a line and starts a Valentine's Day contraption that ends in a simple gesture of love.
Valentine's Day - "The Muse"

The Cuban Muse helps you to create the best Valentine's Day sentiment ever.
Valentine's Day - "Broadway"

In the small town Diner, Dave gets some musical advice about Valentine's Day from the short-order cook, Stella.
Valentine's Day #3 - "Sister Mary Margaret"

The visionary nun, Sister Mary Margaret, goes on a frightening journey to Himself to discover how to give her love on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Guptah"

Our Quikmart sage showers love upon the One that is Many.
Valentine's Day - "Sinclair the Hipster"

Sinclair, the hipster, finds it hard to say "I love you" on Valentine's Day, not because she doesn't feel it, but because she really doesn't want to be a phony... she wants to be real, ya know.
Valentine's Day - "Audition"

The casting agent is casting a special Valentine's Day movie with the worst actor in the World.
Valentine's Day - "Roadshow"

Dale Vacwit brings in a pair of underwear for appraisal only to discover that they are the panties of a famous prostitute.
Valentine's Day - "Sister Mary Margaret"

Sister Mary has a vision of a giant heart popping out of the ground on Valentine's Day.
Valentines Day - "De la Noche"

The great Latin lover sings a heart rendering song of the plight of the love torn Valentine.
Love - Dr. Maybaum

Doctor Maybaum, the radio talk show shrink gets a call about love.
Valentine's Day - "Cowboy Bob"

Cowboy Bob and his good ole partner, Spitoon, yodel out a Valentine's day duet for horse and Cowboy.
Valentine's Day - "Your Mother"

A Valentine from a Mother to a daughter.
Valentine's Day - "Guptah"

For our Quikmart Sage the world is awash in hearts and love.
Valentine's Day (wife to husband) - "Veronique"

Veronique, the lusty barista from Montreal, shows her sexy love for her husband.
Valentines Day - "Breeder Brothers"

The Breeder Brothers, Jim and Jim Bob, tell some wild stories about Valentine's Day gifts.
Valentine's Day #3 - "Louise the Angel"

Louise, the Angel of Lovers, creates a cloud collage of love to celebrate Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "Good Cop - Bad Cop"

The detectives of precint 302 grill Cupid on his unauthorized use of the bow and arrow
Valentine's Day "Broken Heart" - "Breeder Brothers Jug Band"

Our Jug Band stomps and harmonizes to a deeply felt Valentine's Day tune.
Valentine's Day "Single" - "Flight Attendent"

Jenny Sue, speaking to a Singles Only flight, shares aphrodisiac snacks and her lowest common denominator love wisdom.
Valentine's Day - "On the Runway"

Twinkie, famous high-end fashion designer, presents her Valentine's Day collection - just for you.
Valentine's Day (over 18) - "Housewives of Needles"

(Over 18 please - some bleeped, rough language.) In this Valentine's Day ecard, Felicity, one of the housewives of Needles, California, gets in touch with all of her ex husbands in order to punish them for abandoment. Imgine her surprise when one of them turns out to be awesome by any standard.
Valentine's Day - "The Minstrel"

The wandering songster warbles a hideous ditty about his love on Valentine's Day.
Be My Valentine - Sung by - "Woody Guppie"

Our Folk Singin' Fish croons a sorta "Be My Valentine....or else" song.
That Special Valentine starring - "Puss"

Though Puss gets hurt in the process, aksing that special someone to be his Valentine appears to be very lucky.
Please Be My Valentine - Starring "Furball Franny"

Franny is horkin' up some wild furballs just to get up the nerve to ask ya to be her Valentine!
Valentine's Day - "Marlene and Dave"

The Home Shopping idiots are selling the "Marlene and Dave Broadband Brooch," the gift that sends love around the world.
D?a de San Valent?n ? ?Guptah?

Para nuestra Saga del Mercado el mundo est? rodeado de corazones y de amor.
Valentine's Day LGBTQ- "On the Runway"

Twinkie, the great fashion designer, introduces her Gay and Lesbian line of Pleather Valentine's Day outfits.
D?a de San Valent?n ? ? El Angel Luisa ?

El Angel Luisa entrega un Valent?n super grande con un mensajero grand?simo.
Valentine's Day - "The Psychick"

Our lady of the Spirit World channels all the great lovers in history in order to chant the Valentine's Day chant.
Valentines Day - "Packrats"

Ruth and Edward, the dullest people on earth, share their collection of hearts made out of raw clams.
Valentine's Day "Translator"

The amazing Translator ??? who groks the inner mumblings of men, women, and pets ??? tunes into the deep emotions of a woman on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - Julie Child

Our Julia spoof that lubricates this holiday eating event with lots of wine.
Valentine's Day - "Professors"

Our two Professors blather and babble on about probably imprecise Valentine's Day facts and observations.
Valentine's Day - "Marta Stewartski"

Our very own Master of Craft turns her own body into a living Valentine.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Louise the Angel"

The Heavenly One gets some group angel assistance in delivery a heartfelt Valentine's Day message.
Valentine's Day - "Jack and Jacques"

The American ventriloquist and his French Dummy attempt to agree on whether Valentine's Day is necessary .
Valentine's Day - "Way Up North"

The Canadian arctic researcher, Diane, lovingly puts together an ice and frozen tundra heart for her missed love.
Valentine's Day - "Bongo and Tone"

The Beatniks, Bongo and Tone, sing out a beat poem about Valentine's Day and love...lovvvvve...laaaaoooooooove.
Valentine's Day (painterly) - "Sweet Chicken"

Words, music, and paint create a heartfelt expression of love.
Valentine's Day - "Juicy Juice"

Kimmie, the Juicy Juice girl, serves a boy that she has a big crush on for Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "Good Cop Bad Cop"

The Captain asks the Good Cop to call his wife and tell her that he loves her for Valentine's Day.
Broken Heart - "Breeder Brothers"

Jim and Jimmy give advice on how to "stick it" to the person who dumped you.
Valentine's Day - "Geeks"

Computer nerds, Thor and Oden34, create a virtual weapon that shoots hearts instead of bullets so that they can flirt during online shooter games.
Valentine's Day - "Food Eaters"

Jake Wellington moves his food Vlog into Valentine's Day, sharing some cool Val's Day eats with his online friends.
Valentines Day - "Two Fools"

The lute strummin' duo, delivers a Valentines message with a couple of rotten jokes and a really bad song.
Valentines Day - "Dottie Rat"

Our society rodent lavishes due praise on this day of the heart.
Valentine's Day - LGBTQ - "Marlene and Dave"

The informercial duo sell some lovely Universal items, specifically for the Gay and Lesbian market on Valentine's Day.
Valentines Day - "Carlita de Mechanic"

Carlita, our lady of the wrench, torques a couple of poems for the day of the heart.
Valentine's Day - Single - "Way Up North"

Diane, the wildlife researcher from Northern Canada, gets ready for a romantic Valentine's Day with the one and only... well... herself.
Valentine's Day - "Ellen and Winsor"

Ellen is about to go out on a date for Valentine's Day, and Winsor coaches her through it.
Valentine's Day - "Dr. Maybaum"

The radio doctor that doesn't suffer fools lightly takes a call from a woman in love.
Valentine's Day (Parent to Child) - "Frankie and Eddie"

Frankie sings a song from a parent to a child about giving candy on Valentine's Day. Eddie thinks candy is the road to diabetes.
Valentines Day (Belated) - "Happy Hour"

The canine barflies chat about being late for Valentines Day.
Valentine's Day - "Donner and Blitzen"

The upbeat Santa's Reindeer say all the beautiful things your lover will get on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "Juicy Juice Girls"

Kimmie and her airhead friend discover that they love the same boy and want him to be their Valentine.
Valentine's Day - "Moon McFadden"

The happy Scottish angel wants to be your Valentine, offering Scottish sweet treats and walks along the Loch.
Valentine's Day (missing you) - "Aw Girl"

The cutest woman in the world is missing her Valentine.
Valentine's Day - "MacDoodle and Son"

The Great Scotland Yard detective attempts to get his idiot son to follow the obvious clues to Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day #3 - "Guptah"

The Quik Mart sage dispenses wisdom of the heart from herself and the poets.
Valentine's Day "to Grandparents" - "Kidzcard"

One of our Kidz expresses her love on Valentine's Day. This is one of our more heartfelt cards.
Valentine's Day at the Hot Dam starring - "Randy and Andy"

Randy, a wise and caring beaver, gives his innocent pal, Andy, some advice about Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "The Gondolier"

The worst singer in the world is rowing his Gondola in Venice, singing a song of deep romance.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Sister Mary Margaret"

Sister Mary Margaret has a vision of cupid and the Lord himself telling her about Universal Love.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Flashback Boys"

The stoners with one brain cell left between them wonder at the pain that lives in mystery of love.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Happy Hour"

Our two canine bar flies chat about being in love.
Valentine's Day - "General Store"

Bert is in love and wants Mr. Kalmen to help him out by selecting beautiful gifts.
Valentine's Day - "Furball Franny"

The delicate kitty who hocks up furballs is full of love on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "Sweet Chicken"

Scenes of love in many countries create a special way to say "I love You."
Valentine's Day - "Autopsy"

Coroners, Millie and Tom, have hidden Valentine's Day presents in a very interesting place.
Valentine's Day - "Aunt Gloria"

Aunt Gloria is so delighted that you came over to her house on Valentine's Day that she plies you with stories of her past and with sweets.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Marlene and Dave"

The infomercial duo have a sexy and hot idea for Valentine's Day, chocolate covered coconuts.
Valentine's Day - "Wizard"

Our Wizard whips up a Valentine's Day spell that is truly a doozy.
Valentine's Day - "Sweet Chicken Gears"

It is the piece by piece assembly of a lasting love that is the centerpiece of this heartfelt card-toon.
Valentine's Day - "Master Liu"

The great Chinese Sage, Master Liu, offers tea and wisdom on this Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Stinky Dog"

The exhuberant Stinky Dog is scared to ask you to be his Valentine, so he asks a few dogs that he doesn't care about first.
Valentine's Day (to Daughter) - "The Father"

The Father, even though he knows it is a hokey day, tells his children he loves them one Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "Madam President"

The female President of the United States tells how she got the Security Council involved in a Valentine's Day group hug.
Valentine's Day #4 - "Guptah"

Gutpah, the Quikmart Sage, contemplates the difference between the outer show of Valentine's Day and the deep inner beauty of real love.
Valentine's Day - "Veronique"

Veronique, waitress at Le Cafe Cafe in Montreal, gives a special and sexy Valentine's message for everyone.
Valentine's Day #5 - "Guptah"

Guptah, the sage of the local 7/12, shares her experience that love is the currency of Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day #4 - "Louise the Angel"

Love is all there is in Heaven and Earth in our 4th Louise the Angel card.
Valentine's Day - "BeezleBob"

In this toon, Beez tries to discover the true meaning of love with his staff of the most horrible people that ever lived.
Valentine's Day (paint 2) - "Sweet Chicken"

Dreamy painting combine with text and music (Anne Roos Harp) to make a message of love.
Valentine's Day - "The Muse"

Ah! How do you tell your love how you really feel. Well, you need your Muse fo this. He can open your heart and let you express yourself fully. This card-toon is funny and wise and sweet.
Valentine's Day - "Taco Truck"

Armando from the Taco Truck serves up pure love on Vals Day.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Packrats"

The two most boring people in the world share some exciting collections on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day #3Paint - "Sweet Chicken"

Paintings, words, and music combine to tell a tale of love in this Sweeter Sweet Chicken Card. Wanna tell someone you really love them, no fooling?
Valentine's Day (wife to husband) - "Psychick"

Send this one to your husband. The lady of the spirits, the Psychick, enlists all the wives in history to express your love for your husband.
Valentine's Day Painterly #5

Using text, paintings, and music this card weaves a sweet and loving spell for you to send to the one you love.
Valentine's Day - "Welcome Wagon"

Betty Ann Beeman of the Welcome wagon has a few passive aggressive things to say as she welcomes a new homeowner on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Way Up North"

Diane, the arctic researcher, sends her frozen love from Way Up North.

Funny Online Valentines Day Cards & Digital eCards

Valentines Day is February 14th. Sending an online greeting card is no longer an option...but a must do now days for your lover, family, boyfriend, husband, wife, mom and other loved ones.

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