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Valentine's Day (99)

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Valentine's Day World of Hearts - Sweet Chicken
Views: 8163
Drawings by Kristin and music by Ann Roos create this sweet and loving Valentine's Day ecard.
Valentine's Day #3 - "Louise the Angel"
Views: 4114
Louise, the Angel of Lovers, creates a cloud collage of love to celebrate Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "Roadshow"
Views: 4241
Dale Vacwit brings in a pair of underwear for appraisal only to discover that they are the panties of a famous prostitute.
Valentine's Day #3 - "Sister Mary Margaret"
Views: 8056
The visionary nun, Sister Mary Margaret, goes on a frightening journey to Himself to discover how to give her love on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "God"
Views: 8294
God asks you to be his Valentine.
Valentine's Day - "Broadway"
Views: 4652
In the small town Diner, Dave gets some musical advice about Valentine's Day from the short-order cook, Stella.
Valentine's Day (over 18) - "Housewives of Needles"
Views: 8350
(Over 18 please - some bleeped, rough language.) In this Valentine's Day ecard, Felicity, one of the housewives of Needles, California, gets in touch with all of her ex husbands in order to punish them for abandoment. Imgine her surprise when one of them turns out to be awesome by any standard.
Valentine's Day - "Dreamtime"
Views: 6415
Albert Sussman, master dream interpreter
Valentine's Day #2 - "Rube Goldberg Homage"
Views: 7143
A series of complicated moves leads to a very simple outcome for Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "The Muse"
Views: 8258
The Cuban Muse helps you to create the best Valentine's Day sentiment ever.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Guptah"
Views: 5589
Our Quikmart sage showers love upon the One that is Many.
Valentine's Day - "Sister Mary Margaret"
Views: 5748
Sister Mary has a vision of a giant heart popping out of the ground on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "De la Noche"
Views: 5145
The great Latin lover sings a heart rendering song of the plight of the love torn Valentine.
Valentine's Day - "Audition"
Views: 8468
The casting agent is casting a special Valentine's Day movie with the worst actor in the World.
Valentine's Day - "Rube Goldberg Homage"
Views: 8767
A fish pulls a line and starts a Valentine's Day contraption that ends in a simple gesture of love.
Valentine's Day - "Sinclair the Hipster"
Views: 6996
Sinclair, the hipster, finds it hard to say "I love you" on Valentine's Day, not because she doesn't feel it, but because she really doesn't want to be a phony... she wants to be real, ya know.
Valentine's Day - "Cutie Foodie"
Views: 8195
Vaudeville Food Fun in short scenes full of love featuring food puns.
Valentine's Day (Mother to Kid) - "The Mother"
Views: 8024
Your Mother tells you how much she loves you and how perfect you are on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "Guptah"
Views: 4614
For our Quikmart Sage the world is awash in hearts and love.
Valentine's Day #3 (Paint) - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 7326
Paintings, words, and music combine to tell a tale of love in this Sweeter Sweet Chicken Card. Wanna tell someone you really love them, no fooling?
Valentine's Day #2 - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 5175
Music and paintings create a heartfelt expression on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "Frankie and Eddie"
Views: 4839
Our lead singer, Frankie, and his musician, Eddie rock out for Valentine's Day.
Love - "Dr. Maybaum"
Views: 4794
Doctor Maybaum, the radio talk show shrink gets a call about love.
Valentine's Day - "Cowboy Bob"
Views: 7882
Cowboy Bob and his good ole partner, Spitoon, yodel out a Valentine's day duet for horse and Cowboy.
Valentine's Day - "Your Mother"
Views: 6452
A Valentine from a Mother to a daughter.
Valentine's Day (to Daughter) - "The Father"
Views: 8488
The Father, even though he knows it is a hokey day, tells his children he loves them one Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day (wife to husband) - "Veronique"
Views: 7542
Veronique, the lusty barista from Montreal, shows her sexy love for her husband.
Valentine's Day - "Louise the Angel"
Views: 7674
The Valley Girl Angel delivers a big, very big, Valentine with a very big messenger.
Valentines Day - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 5170
The Breeder Brothers, Jim and Jim Bob, tell some wild stories about Valentine's Day gifts.
Valentine's Day - "Good Cop - Bad Cop"
Views: 4458
The detectives of precint 302 grill Cupid on his unauthorized use of the bow and arrow
Valentine's Day (Single) - "Flight Attendent"
Views: 5683
Jenny Sue, speaking to a Singles Only flight, shares aphrodisiac snacks and her lowest common denominator love wisdom.
Valentine's Day - "On the Runway"
Views: 7451
Twinkie, famous high-end fashion designer, presents her Valentine's Day collection - just for you.
Valentine's Day - "The Minstrel"
Views: 8329
The wandering songster warbles a hideous ditty about his love on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "Woody Guppie"
Views: 7143
Our Folk Singin' Fish croons a sorta "Be My Valentine....or else" song.
Valentine's Day - "Puss"
Views: 7717
Though Puss gets hurt in the process, aksing that special someone to be his Valentine appears to be very lucky.
Valentine's Day - "Furball Franny"
Views: 4346
Franny is horkin' up some wild furballs just to get up the nerve to ask ya to be her Valentine!
Valentine's Day - "Marlene and Dave"
Views: 4077
The Home Shopping idiots are selling the "Marlene and Dave Broadband Brooch," the gift that sends love around the world.
Dia de San Valentin - "Guptah"
Views: 8490
Para nuestra Saga del Mercado el mundo est? rodeado de corazones y de amor.
Valentine's Day (LGBTQ) - "On the Runway"
Views: 6999
Twinkie, the great fashion designer, introduces her Gay and Lesbian line of Pleather Valentine's Day outfits.
Dia de San Valentin - "El Angel Luisa"
Views: 6830
El Angel Luisa entrega un Valent?n super grande con un mensajero grand?simo.
Valentine's Day - "The Psychick"
Views: 4889
Our lady of the Spirit World channels all the great lovers in history in order to chant the Valentine's Day chant.
Valentines Day - "Packrats"
Views: 6781
Ruth and Edward, the dullest people on earth, share their collection of hearts made out of raw clams.
Valentine's Day - "Translator"
Views: 7441
The amazing Translator ??? who groks the inner mumblings of men, women, and pets ??? tunes into the deep emotions of a woman on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "Julie Child"
Views: 6920
Our Julia spoof that lubricates this holiday eating event with lots of wine.
Valentine's Day - "Professors"
Views: 5549
Our two Professors blather and babble on about probably imprecise Valentine's Day facts and observations.
Valentine's Day - "Juicy Juice Girls"
Views: 6550
Kimmie and her airhead friend discover that they love the same boy and want him to be their Valentine.
Valentine's Day - "Marta Stewartski"
Views: 4007
Our very own Master of Craft turns her own body into a living Valentine.
Valentine's Day - "Food Eaters"
Views: 6627
Jake Wellington moves his food Vlog into Valentine's Day, sharing some cool Val's Day eats with his online friends.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Louise the Angel"
Views: 5129
The Heavenly One gets some group angel assistance in delivery a heartfelt Valentine's Day message.
Valentine's Day - "Jack and Jacques"
Views: 8578
The American ventriloquist and his French Dummy attempt to agree on whether Valentine's Day is necessary .
Valentine's Day - "Way Up North"
Views: 5954
The Canadian arctic researcher, Diane, lovingly puts together an ice and frozen tundra heart for her missed love.
Valentine's Day - "Ellen and Winsor"
Views: 7831
Ellen is about to go out on a date for Valentine's Day, and Winsor coaches her through it.
Valentine's Day - "Bongo and Tone"
Views: 7094
The Beatniks, Bongo and Tone, sing out a beat poem about Valentine's Day and love...lovvvvve...laaaaoooooooove.
Valentine's Day - "Juicy Juice"
Views: 4322
Kimmie, the Juicy Juice girl, serves a boy that she has a big crush on for Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "Good Cop Bad Cop"
Views: 5319
The Captain asks the Good Cop to call his wife and tell her that he loves her for Valentine's Day.
Broken Heart - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 7323
Jim and Jimmy give advice on how to "stick it" to the person who dumped you.
Valentine's Day - "Geeks"
Views: 8320
Computer nerds, Thor and Oden34, create a virtual weapon that shoots hearts instead of bullets so that they can flirt during online shooter games.
Valentines Day - "Two Fools"
Views: 5359
The lute strummin' duo, delivers a Valentines message with a couple of rotten jokes and a really bad song.
Valentines Day - "Dottie Rat"
Views: 5604
Our society rodent lavishes due praise on this day of the heart.
Valentine's Day (Broken Heart) - "Breeder Brothers Jug Band"
Views: 8805
Our Jug Band stomps and harmonizes to a deeply felt Valentine's Day tune.
Valentine's Day (LGBTQ) - "Marlene and Dave"
Views: 6110
The informercial duo sell some lovely Universal items, specifically for the Gay and Lesbian market on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Way Up North"
Views: 4675
Diane, the arctic researcher, sends her frozen love from Way Up North.
Valentine's Day - Single - "Way Up North"
Views: 5244
Diane, the wildlife researcher from Northern Canada, gets ready for a romantic Valentine's Day with the one and only... well... herself.
Valentine's Day - "Dr. Maybaum"
Views: 6685
The radio doctor that doesn't suffer fools lightly takes a call from a woman in love.
Valentine's Day (Parent to Child) - "Frankie and Eddie"
Views: 6575
Frankie sings a song from a parent to a child about giving candy on Valentine's Day. Eddie thinks candy is the road to diabetes.
Valentines Day (Belated) - "Happy Hour"
Views: 7137
The canine barflies chat about being late for Valentines Day.
Valentine's Day - "Moon McFadden"
Views: 6418
The happy Scottish angel wants to be your Valentine, offering Scottish sweet treats and walks along the Loch.
Valentine's Day (missing you) - "Aw Girl"
Views: 7002
The cutest woman in the world is missing her Valentine.
Valentine's Day - "MacDoodle and Son"
Views: 4751
The Great Scotland Yard detective attempts to get his idiot son to follow the obvious clues to Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day #3 - "Guptah"
Views: 8420
The Quik Mart sage dispenses wisdom of the heart from herself and the poets.
Valentine's Day (to Grandparents) - "Kidzcard"
Views: 6918
One of our Kidz expresses her love on Valentine's Day. This is one of our more heartfelt cards.
Valentine's Day at the Hot Dam - "Randy and Andy"
Views: 8704
Randy, a wise and caring beaver, gives his innocent pal, Andy, some advice about Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "The Gondolier"
Views: 5025
The worst singer in the world is rowing his Gondola in Venice, singing a song of deep romance.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Sister Mary Margaret"
Views: 6784
Sister Mary Margaret has a vision of cupid and the Lord himself telling her about Universal Love.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Flashback Boys"
Views: 6437
The stoners with one brain cell left between them wonder at the pain that lives in mystery of love.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Happy Hour"
Views: 7394
Our two canine bar flies chat about being in love.
Valentine's Day - "General Store"
Views: 6398
Bert is in love and wants Mr. Kalmen to help him out by selecting beautiful gifts.
Valentine's Day - "Furball Franny"
Views: 6873
The delicate kitty who hocks up furballs is full of love on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 6332
Scenes of love in many countries create a special way to say "I love You."
Valentine's Day - "Autopsy"
Views: 8901
Coroners, Millie and Tom, have hidden Valentine's Day presents in a very interesting place.
Valentine's Day - "Aunt Gloria"
Views: 8480
Aunt Gloria is so delighted that you came over to her house on Valentine's Day that she plies you with stories of her past and with sweets.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Marlene and Dave"
Views: 4915
The infomercial duo have a sexy and hot idea for Valentine's Day, chocolate covered coconuts.
Valentine's Day - "Wizard"
Views: 6544
Our Wizard whips up a Valentine's Day spell that is truly a doozy.
Valentine's Day - "Master Liu"
Views: 5592
The great Chinese Sage, Master Liu, offers tea and wisdom on this Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Stinky Dog"
Views: 7503
The exhuberant Stinky Dog is scared to ask you to be his Valentine, so he asks a few dogs that he doesn't care about first.
Valentine's Day - "Madam President"
Views: 6851
The female President of the United States tells how she got the Security Council involved in a Valentine's Day group hug.
Valentines Day - "Carlita de Mechanic"
Views: 4357
Carlita, our lady of the wrench, torques a couple of poems for the day of the heart.
Valentine's Day #4 - "Guptah"
Views: 8006
Gutpah, the Quikmart Sage, contemplates the difference between the outer show of Valentine's Day and the deep inner beauty of real love.
Valentine's Day - "Veronique"
Views: 5824
Veronique, waitress at Le Cafe Cafe in Montreal, gives a special and sexy Valentine's message for everyone.
Valentine's Day #5 - "Guptah"
Views: 4393
Guptah, the sage of the local 7/12, shares her experience that love is the currency of Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day #4 - "Louise the Angel"
Views: 5025
Love is all there is in Heaven and Earth in our 4th Louise the Angel card.
Valentine's Day - "BeezleBob"
Views: 7718
In this toon, Beez tries to discover the true meaning of love with his staff of the most horrible people that ever lived.
Valentine's Day (paint 2) - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 6886
Dreamy painting combine with text and music (Anne Roos Harp) to make a message of love.
Valentine's Day - "The Muse"
Views: 7193
Ah! How do you tell your love how you really feel. Well, you need your Muse fo this. He can open your heart and let you express yourself fully. This card-toon is funny and wise and sweet.
Valentine's Day - "Taco Truck"
Views: 4720
Armando from the Taco Truck serves up pure love on Vals Day.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Packrats"
Views: 4213
The two most boring people in the world share some exciting collections on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day (wife to husband) - "Psychick"
Views: 5536
Send this one to your husband. The lady of the spirits, the Psychick, enlists all the wives in history to express your love for your husband.
Valentine's Day - "Painterly" #5
Views: 4755
Using text, paintings, and music this card weaves a sweet and loving spell for you to send to the one you love.
Valentine's Day - "Welcome Wagon"
Views: 4344
Betty Ann Beeman of the Welcome wagon has a few passive aggressive things to say as she welcomes a new homeowner on Valentine's Day.

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