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Valentine's Day (96)

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Valentine's Day #2 - "Way Up North"

Diane, the arctic researcher, sends her frozen love from Way Up North.
Valentine's Day - "Welcome Wagon"

Betty Ann Beeman of the Welcome wagon has a few passive aggressive things to say as she welcomes a new homeowner on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day Painterly #5

Using text, paintings, and music this card weaves a sweet and loving spell for you to send to the one you love.
Valentine's Day (wife to husband) - "Veronique"

Veronique, the lusty barista from Montreal, shows her sexy love for her husband.
Valentine's Day (wife to husband) - "Psychick"

Send this one to your husband. The lady of the spirits, the Psychick, enlists all the wives in history to express your love for your husband.
Valentine's Day - "Food Eaters"

Jake Wellington moves his food Vlog into Valentine's Day, sharing some cool Val's Day eats with his online friends.
Valentine's Day #3Paint - "Sweet Chicken"

Paintings, words, and music combine to tell a tale of love in this Sweeter Sweet Chicken Card. Wanna tell someone you really love them, no fooling?
Valentine's Day #2 - "Packrats"

The two most boring people in the world share some exciting collections on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day #3 - "Sister Mary Margaret"

The visionary nun, Sister Mary Margaret, goes on a frightening journey to Himself to discover how to give her love on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "Taco Truck"

Armando from the Taco Truck serves up pure love on Vals Day.
Valentine's Day - "The Muse"

Ah! How do you tell your love how you really feel. Well, you need your Muse fo this. He can open your heart and let you express yourself fully. This card-toon is funny and wise and sweet.
Valentine's Day (paint 2) - "Sweet Chicken"

Dreamy painting combine with text and music (Anne Roos Harp) to make a message of love.
Valentine's Day - "BeezleBob"

In this toon, Beez tries to discover the true meaning of love with his staff of the most horrible people that ever lived.
Valentine's Day #4 - "Louise the Angel"

Love is all there is in Heaven and Earth in our 4th Louise the Angel card.
Valentine's Day #5 - "Guptah"

Guptah, the sage of the local 7/12, shares her experience that love is the currency of Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "Veronique"

Veronique, waitress at Le Cafe Cafe in Montreal, gives a special and sexy Valentine's message for everyone.
Valentine's Day #4 - "Guptah"

Gutpah, the Quikmart Sage, contemplates the difference between the outer show of Valentine's Day and the deep inner beauty of real love.
Valentine's Day - "Sinclair the Hipster"

Sinclair, the hipster, finds it hard to say "I love you" on Valentine's Day, not because she doesn't feel it, but because she really doesn't want to be a phony... she wants to be real, ya know.
Valentine's Day (over 18) - "Housewives of Needles"

(Over 18 please - some bleeped, rough language.) In this Valentine's Day ecard, Felicity, one of the housewives of Needles, California, gets in touch with all of her ex husbands in order to punish them for abandoment. Imgine her surprise when one of them turns out to be awesome by any standard.
Valentine's Day - "Good Cop Bad Cop"

The Captain asks the Good Cop to call his wife and tell her that he loves her for Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day (to Daughter) - "The Father"

The Father, even though he knows it is a hokey day, tells his children he loves them one Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Rube Goldberg Homage"

A series of complicated moves leads to a very simple outcome for Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Stinky Dog"

The exhuberant Stinky Dog is scared to ask you to be his Valentine, so he asks a few dogs that he doesn't care about first.
Valentine's Day - "Master Liu"

The great Chinese Sage, Master Liu, offers tea and wisdom on this Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day (painterly) - "Sweet Chicken"

Words, music, and paint create a heartfelt expression of love.
Valentine's Day - "Sweet Chicken Gears"

It is the piece by piece assembly of a lasting love that is the centerpiece of this heartfelt card-toon.
Valentine's Day - "Rube Goldberg Homage"

A fish pulls a line and starts a Valentine's Day contraption that ends in a simple gesture of love.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Marlene and Dave"

The infomercial duo have a sexy and hot idea for Valentine's Day, chocolate covered coconuts.
Valentine's Day - "Aunt Gloria"

Aunt Gloria is so delighted that you came over to her house on Valentine's Day that she plies you with stories of her past and with sweets.
Valentine's Day - "Autopsy"

Coroners, Millie and Tom, have hidden Valentine's Day presents in a very interesting place.
Valentine's Day - "Sweet Chicken"

Scenes of love in many countries create a special way to say "I love You."
Valentine's Day - "Furball Franny"

The delicate kitty who hocks up furballs is full of love on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "General Store"

Bert is in love and wants Mr. Kalmen to help him out by selecting beautiful gifts.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Happy Hour"

Our two canine bar flies chat about being in love.
Valentine's Day #3 - "Louise the Angel"

Louise, the Angel of Lovers, creates a cloud collage of love to celebrate Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Flashback Boys"

The stoners with one brain cell left between them wonder at the pain that lives in mystery of love.
Valentine's Day - "The Gondolier"

The worst singer in the world is rowing his Gondola in Venice, singing a song of deep romance.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Sister Mary Margaret"

Sister Mary Margaret has a vision of cupid and the Lord himself telling her about Universal Love.
Valentine's Day "to Grandparents" - "Kidzcard"

One of our Kidz expresses her love on Valentine's Day. This is one of our more heartfelt cards.
Valentine's Day #3 - "Guptah"

The Quik Mart sage dispenses wisdom of the heart from herself and the poets.
Valentine's Day - "MacDoodle and Son"

The Great Scotland Yard detective attempts to get his idiot son to follow the obvious clues to Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "The Muse"

The Cuban Muse helps you to create the best Valentine's Day sentiment ever.
Valentine's Day (missing you) - "Aw Girl"

The cutest woman in the world is missing her Valentine.
Valentine's Day - "Moon McFadden"

The happy Scottish angel wants to be your Valentine, offering Scottish sweet treats and walks along the Loch.
Valentine's Day - "Juicy Juice Girls"

Kimmie and her airhead friend discover that they love the same boy and want him to be their Valentine.
Valentine's Day - "Donner and Blitzen"

The upbeat Santa's Reindeer say all the beautiful things your lover will get on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day (Parent to Child) - "Frankie and Eddie"

Frankie sings a song from a parent to a child about giving candy on Valentine's Day. Eddie thinks candy is the road to diabetes.
Valentine's Day - "Roadshow"

Dale Vacwit brings in a pair of underwear for appraisal only to discover that they are the panties of a famous prostitute.
Valentine's Day LGBTQ- "On the Runway"

Twinkie, the great fashion designer, introduces her Gay and Lesbian line of Pleather Valentine's Day outfits.
Valentine's Day - "Ellen and Winsor"

Ellen is about to go out on a date for Valentine's Day, and Winsor coaches her through it.
Valentine's Day - Single - "Way Up North"

Diane, the wildlife researcher from Northern Canada, gets ready for a romantic Valentine's Day with the one and only... well... herself.
Valentine's Day - LGBTQ - "Marlene and Dave"

The informercial duo sell some lovely Universal items, specifically for the Gay and Lesbian market on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "Geeks"

Computer nerds, Thor and Oden34, create a virtual weapon that shoots hearts instead of bullets so that they can flirt during online shooter games.
Valentine's Day - "Juicy Juice"

Kimmie, the Juicy Juice girl, serves a boy that she has a big crush on for Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day - "Bongo and Tone"

The Beatniks, Bongo and Tone, sing out a beat poem about Valentine's Day and love...lovvvvve...laaaaoooooooove.
Valentine's Day - "Way Up North"

The Canadian arctic researcher, Diane, lovingly puts together an ice and frozen tundra heart for her missed love.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Louise the Angel"

The Heavenly One gets some group angel assistance in delivery a heartfelt Valentine's Day message.
Valentine's Day - "Broadway"

In the small town Diner, Dave gets some musical advice about Valentine's Day from the short-order cook, Stella.
Valentine's Day - "Professors"

Our two Professors blather and babble on about probably imprecise Valentine's Day facts and observations.
Valentine's Day - "On the Runway"

Twinkie, famous high-end fashion designer, presents her Valentine's Day collection - just for you.
Valentine's Day - "The Minstrel"

The wandering songster warbles a hideous ditty about his love on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day "Single" - "Flight Attendent"

Jenny Sue, speaking to a Singles Only flight, shares aphrodisiac snacks and her lowest common denominator love wisdom.
Valentine's Day - Julie Child

Our Julia spoof that lubricates this holiday eating event with lots of wine.
Valentine's Day #2 - "Guptah"

Our Quikmart sage showers love upon the One that is Many.
Valentines Day - "Packrats"

Ruth and Edward, the dullest people on earth, share their collection of hearts made out of raw clams.
Valentine's Day - "God"

God asks you to be his Valentine.
Valentine's Day - "The Psychick"

Our lady of the Spirit World channels all the great lovers in history in order to chant the Valentine's Day chant.
Valentines Day - "Breeder Brothers"

The Breeder Brothers, Jim and Jim Bob, tell some wild stories about Valentine's Day gifts.
D?a de San Valent?n ? ? El Angel Luisa ?

El Angel Luisa entrega un Valent?n super grande con un mensajero grand?simo.
Valentine's Day - "Good Cop - Bad Cop"

The detectives of precint 302 grill Cupid on his unauthorized use of the bow and arrow
Valentine's Day - "Madam President"

The female President of the United States tells how she got the Security Council involved in a Valentine's Day group hug.
D?a de San Valent?n ? ?Guptah?

Para nuestra Saga del Mercado el mundo est? rodeado de corazones y de amor.
Valentine's Day - "Marlene and Dave"

The Home Shopping idiots are selling the "Marlene and Dave Broadband Brooch," the gift that sends love around the world.
Valentines Day - "De la Noche"

The great Latin lover sings a heart rendering song of the plight of the love torn Valentine.
Valentine's Day - "Sister Mary Margaret"

Sister Mary has a vision of a giant heart popping out of the ground on Valentine's Day.
Please Be My Valentine - Starring "Furball Franny"

Franny is horkin' up some wild furballs just to get up the nerve to ask ya to be her Valentine!
That Special Valentine starring - "Puss"

Though Puss gets hurt in the process, aksing that special someone to be his Valentine appears to be very lucky.
Be My Valentine - Sung by - "Woody Guppie"

Our Folk Singin' Fish croons a sorta "Be My Valentine....or else" song.
Valentine's Day - "Dr. Maybaum"

The radio doctor that doesn't suffer fools lightly takes a call from a woman in love.
Valentine's Day at the Hot Dam starring - "Randy and Andy"

Randy, a wise and caring beaver, gives his innocent pal, Andy, some advice about Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day "Broken Heart" - "Breeder Brothers Jug Band"

Our Jug Band stomps and harmonizes to a deeply felt Valentine's Day tune.
Valentines Day - "Dottie Rat"

Our society rodent lavishes due praise on this day of the heart.
Valentine's Day - "Louise the Angel"

The Valley Girl Angel delivers a big, very big, Valentine with a very big messenger.
Valentines Day - "Carlita de Mechanic"

Carlita, our lady of the wrench, torques a couple of poems for the day of the heart.
Broken Heart - "Breeder Brothers"

Jim and Jimmy give advice on how to "stick it" to the person who dumped you.
Valentines Day - "Two Fools"

The lute strummin' duo, delivers a Valentines message with a couple of rotten jokes and a really bad song.
Valentines Day (Belated) - "Happy Hour"

The canine barflies chat about being late for Valentines Day.
Valentine's Day - "Wizard"

Our Wizard whips up a Valentine's Day spell that is truly a doozy.
Valentine's Day - "Marta Stewartski"

Our very own Master of Craft turns her own body into a living Valentine.
Valentine's Day - "Guptah"

For our Quikmart Sage the world is awash in hearts and love.
Valentine's Day - "Your Mother"

A Valentine from a Mother to a daughter.
Valentine's Day - "Jack and Jacques"

The American ventriloquist and his French Dummy attempt to agree on whether Valentine's Day is necessary .
Valentine's Day - "Cowboy Bob"

Cowboy Bob and his good ole partner, Spitoon, yodel out a Valentine's day duet for horse and Cowboy.
Valentine's Day - "Frankie and Eddie"

Our lead singer, Frankie, and his musician, Eddie rock out for Valentine's Day.
Love - Dr. Maybaum

Doctor Maybaum, the radio talk show shrink gets a call about love.
Valentine's Day "Translator"

The amazing Translator ??? who groks the inner mumblings of men, women, and pets ??? tunes into the deep emotions of a woman on Valentine's Day.

Funny Online Valentines Day Cards & Digital eCards

Valentines Day is February 14th. Sending an online greeting card is no longer an option...but a must do now days for your lover, family, boyfriend, husband, wife, mom and other loved ones.

Valentines Day Greeting cards that you can share on Facebook

Our greetings can be emailed, or shared on various social networks. What better way to tell the world you're in love !