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Chinese New Year (14)

Chinese New Year ecards, starring some of Rubber Chicken Cards most popular characters, that really get the celebration going.

Year of the Dragon starring Donner and Blitzen - 2024
Views: 4640
Santa's Reindeer, Donner and Blitzen, usher in the Chinese New Year - Year of the Dragon
Chinese NY (Rabbit) - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 6801
Breeder Brothers, with the combined IQ of paste, give a few options on menu item replacement for the Chinese New Year.
Chinese New Year (Rabbit) - "Psychick"
Views: 5374
The lady of the spirit world invites the finest people in the ethereal worlds to join her to celebrate Chinese New Year, Year of the Rabbit..
Chinese New Year (all years) - "Stinky Dog"
Views: 4521
Stinky Dog wonders why everyone has a new year but dogs.
Chinese New Year "All Years" - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 5564
These two idiots take a moment out of their not too busy day to share some knowledge about how to celebrate Chinese New Year in the Holler.
Chinese New Year - "Happy Hour"
Views: 4546
The happy hour dogs find Chinese New Year pretty darn hysterical.
Year of the Tiger 2022 - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 8051
The Breeder Brothers talk about how to celebrate the Year of the Tiger in the sticks.
Holidays - "Marlene and Dave"
Views: 6716
The Marlene and Dave Home Shopping Network brings us a special Holiday Gift.
Chinese New Year - "General Store"
Views: 7969
Bert is going to have a big Chinese New Years celebration and he comes to Mr. Klamen for supplies.
Chinese New Year (Ox) - "Dottie Rat"
Views: 8817
The High Society Rat is Mad about the Year of the Ox and not the Year of the Rat
Chinese New Year - Year of Pig - "Psychick"
Views: 8491
The crazy lady from the Spirit World contacts spirits born in the year of the pig, like Henry the Eighth.
Chinese New Year (Rooster) - "BeezleBob"
Views: 7083
It's the year of the Rooster. So BeezleBob gets a group of clearly awful folks together to discuss how to get a fresh start.
Chinese New Year (Horse) - "General Store"
Views: 7293
It's the Year of the Horse, so Bert goes to see Mr. Klamen at the Gereral Store for some Horse related gear for his New Year's party.
Chinese New Year - "Psychick"
Views: 6222
All the great Chinese spirits who were transformed on the Chinese New Year are channeled by the Psychick. It's the year of the Goat!
Chinese New Year Day

You Don't Look a Day Over 4710!

Chinese New Year is the longest and most celebrated celebration in the lives of the Chinese people and their history. Not sure whether they have mastered the space time continuum but they have surpassed their 4711th year of festivities. Take a moment to import that into your neurological circuitry!

A Festival by Any Other Name

In China, which is in ASIA --in case some of you thought it bordered TEXAS-- it is also known as the Spring Festival, as in the season, not as in the little metallic coils that that support you while you sleep. Chinese New Year celebrations traditionally ran from Chinese New Year's Eve, the last day of the last month of the Chinese Fireman calendar, to the Crispy Chicken Soup Lantern Festival on the 15th day of the first month, making the festival the longest in the Chinese calendar.

Confucius Never Said That!

And believe you me, because of their devotion to their customs --whether they want to or not-- they are exhausted from the amount of partying they do. The Chinese calendar is lunisolar, (which also happens to be the name of the first mental institution to be built on the moon in 2022), therefore the Chinese New Year is often referred to as the "Lunar New Year", best said aloud with a deep resonating voice with a touch of reverb.

Pardon Me, Myth...

The Chinese New Year is itself centuries old and is significant because of many myths, Martial Arts crime fighting lore, and traditions. Back in the day, this festival was a time to honor deities, ancestors, duck wranglers, and rice patty security guards. So in celebration of this very significant holiday take advantage of our Chinese New Year ecards: Chinese New Year serves as another excuse to the rest of the world for debauchery, it gives us the opportunity to bust out our, dragon heads, moon cakes, Bruce Lee t-shirts and have a hootin' and hollerin' party!

I've Already Broken My New Years Resolution

Because really, by the time Chinese New Year rolls around, we're clamoring for another chance to remake resolutions that failed the first time around. You wanna have a parade!? Have a parade! In honor of a place that supplies and manufactures most of the products you use on a daily basis.

A Lunar Year's Worth of Laughs

The Happy Hour dogs, the Breeder brothers, and Stinky dog all have their own takes on this ancient holiday --we're sure you'll love each of them for a different reason. Send these Chinese New Year Ecards to your friends and you'll get all the laughs you need to get you through the next year!

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