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Friendship (14)

Reach out and touch a friend with one of our 14 funny and happy Friendship ecards

Friendship Day - "Lincoln"
Views: 6215
7 year old Lincoln reaches out to his friends on Friendship Day - even though they can't get together.
Thinking of You - "Dah Sport"
Views: 8672
That bouncing bucket of manly mayhem, Da Sport, this time in his hockey outfit, is thinking about another player.
Friendship - "Louise the Angel"
Views: 6970
Louise, the Correspondence Angel, has a few suggestions for the tardy correspondent.
Thinking of You - "Hot Lips"
Views: 6720
At her desk, a female executive enjoys a strong cup of coffee while telling someone how great they are.
Thinking of You - "Marta Stewartski"
Views: 6751
Marta takes a break from creating consumer goods to offer her advice on interpersonal communication.
Thinking of You - "Guptah"
Views: 8971
A KwikMart sage is overcome with spiritual bliss while thinking of her good friend.
Thinking of You - "Sister Mary Margaret"
Views: 7602
Sister Mary Margaret, filled with a morning vision, gets a message to keep in touch.
Dating - "Woody Guppie"
Views: 7220
"Woody Guppie", Our Folksingin' Fish, sings a sort of old timey ballad about dating....it's a mighty hard road.
Friendship - "Frankie and Eddie"
Views: 4998
That bee-boppin' duo croon a sweet tune that connects friends.
Hello - "Woody Guppie"
Views: 5556
The Folksingin' Fish warbles a thinking of you tune called "Hey, Hi, Howdy, Hello!"
Hello - "Jack and Jacques"
Views: 7816
The worst American ventriloquist and his French dummy battle as to which language should be used to say "Hello."
Great Day - "Good Cop/Bad Cop"
Views: 7538
The great detectives are all over a suspect who may or may not be having a great day.
Thinking of You #2 - "Cowboy Bob"
Views: 7314
Cowboy Bob sings this sweet Thinkin' of You Yodel No.2 with a tip of his Ten Gallon Hat to one of the Truly Great: Jimmy Rogers, The Yodelin' Brakeman.
Great Day #2 - "Marta Stewartski"
Views: 8901
Marta, craft and homemaking Queen supreme, helps us to step up the pace of our creativity and productivity.
Friendship cards

Act 1 Scenario 1

Frank calls you at 3 AM to tell you that his car won't start and he is hold up in a closed gas station which he managed to break into. He tells you he's blocked the door with the snack machine because he is across the street from a downtown bar where a knife fight has broken out sending several "patrons" through the plate glass window and asks would you please come get him. You hang up because you are not Frank's BFF!

Scenario 2:

You ask, "What's the address??" He says, "I don't know." You ask, "What's the name of the street?" He says, "Central." You ask, "North or South?" He says, "South". You say, "Call 911", then you hang up and go back to sleep because you are not Frank's BFF!

Scenario 3:

You ask, "What bar?" He says, "Theython." You say, "Stay put, I'll be right there!" You hang up. You dial 911. You say, "Melt down at The Python." Then you get dressed and drive down to South Central. You see the police pull up to the bar. You pull into the gas station across from the bar and honk the horn. Frank shoves the snack machine away from the station door and leaps into your car. You drive off together. Frank says "Thanks man." You say: "No problem." You are Frank's BFF... and you realize you're also kind of an idiot.

Act II Scenario 1

You have just sat down to a huge family Thanksgiving gathering. Your cell phone rings. You answer. It's Jackie. You ask if you can call her back. She launches into the 1300th rendition of her break up with Mike, her boyfriend of TWO YEARS ago! You ask if you can call her back. She sobs profusely going into every excruciating, uncomfortable detail of the demise of her ANCIENT romance. You say, "Jackie, it's Thanksgiving and my family is waiting." She sobs louder. You hang up because you are not Jackie's BFF!

Scenario 2:

You look at the number on your ringing cell phone. Of course it's Jackie. You look at the FEAST laden table. You text her, "Can't talk now", up because you are not Jackie's (or Frank's) BFF!

Scenario 3:

You look at the number on your ringing cell phone. It's Jackie. You answer, "Where are you?" She sobs, "Macy's!" You sigh and say, "Go to the lingerie section." She says, "That' where I am!" You say, "See you in 20." You smile at your bewildered family and friends and say, "Save me some stuffing." You are Jackie's BFF ...and a masochist (hello, "50 Shades of You!").

Act III Scenario I

You have just gotten home from the worst traffic jam in the history of the 110. FIVE hours of heat and carbon dioxide. The phone is ringing. It's Joan. She says, "Buster's dead. He's under the sofa. I can't get him out." You say, "Coming." You race back out to your car while mentally plotting side streets to get you to Joan ASAP! You are Joan's BFF. And you are a wonder!

All Kinds of Friends

We here at Rubber Chicken Cards recognize there are all kinds of friends who need all kinds of support, attention, love, and checking in on. So, we provide you with every single kind of friendship card you could possibly need. From Louise the Angel, to Hot Lips the Administrative Assistant, to Guptah the wise-and-loving-Guru-of-Slim-Jims, to Ellen and Winsor. These characters are THE blueprint of best friends.

We Get It

We understand Devotion, however trying, must be addressed. And we understand that Love, however dubious is... well, Love, and Comfort however far it must travel is the gift we all garner from our best buds. So we create the exact right eCards to make it easy for you to say this to your Best Ever Friends (and even some eCards for your peripheral manic associates). So look to us for the most thoughtful, funny, caring friendship cards on the planet.

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