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Grandparents (13)

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Grandparents - "Flashback Boys"
Views: 5639
The boys with the combined memory power of a fire fly, whip up a conversation about the meaning of the word Grandparent.
Grandparent's Day - "Aunt Gloria"
Views: 6670
Aunt Gloria, though not a grandparent herself, revels in love.
Grandparents Day - "Frankie and Eddie"
Views: 4129
The singing, dancing birds give all there sweetness in a song for the grandparents... that in the end takes a turn.
Thinking of You (from Grandparents) - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 4818
Tell your grandchild how much you love them on any given day.
Grandparent's Day - "Packrats"
Views: 8729
Ruth and Ed, the Collectors, collect Grandparents and share them on that special day.
Grandparents - "Bats inna Belfry"
Views: 4308
Two bats are rackin' their noggins to come up with a way to honor their Grandbats.
Grandparent's Day - "Psychick"
Views: 7274
Our lady of the spirit world channels all the best grandparents in history to sing the Grandparent chant.
Grandparent's Day - "Madam Blubartsky"
Views: 4664
The great fortune teller sees a vision of a beautiful Grandparent's Day.
Grandparent's Day- "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 6540
The downhome twins with the joint I.Q. of a pound of okra give us some tips on how to honor yer grandfolks.
Grandparents Day - "Way Up North"
Views: 8817
Diane, the ecology researcher in Northern Canada, has a windy but warm message to her grandparents on the big day.
Grandparent's Day - " Flight Attendant"
Views: 8522
In this Grandparent's Day ecard, Jenny Sue honors the youth of the modern Grandparent.
Grandparent's Day - "On The Runway"
Views: 5747
Twinkie, the great runway designer, creates a line of clothing for grandparents who never grow old.
Grandparent's Day - "General Store"
Views: 8040
It's Grandparent's Day at the General story and Bert comes in to buy some gifts for his grandfolks.
Grandparents cards


We here at Rubber Chicken Cards appreciate our elders. They have more wisdom... or at least more experience than we do. And they're willing to share it with us "descendants", thanks to how quickly our youth culture isolates older people from the rest of society. "Win-win", when you look at it.

And it's "Win-Win" For Grandparents Too!

We think it was the great Jack Benny (ask your grandparents) that said, "The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy!" And we think Mr. Benny was referring to us, "non-grandparents", but we're too young to understand (feign modesty)!

"Now, Rockchester, CUT THAT OUT!" (Ask Your Grandparents)

Oh, wait, no, it wasn't Benny who said that... it was, wait, don't help us... ah... give us a hint. Was it Jackie Gleason? No? Oh, wait, we remember, it was Sam Levenson who said that! You're still gonna have to ask your grandparents who Levenson was, 'cuz we have no idea, we're only 38(... ask you know who)!

Turn Up Blossom Dearie on the "Hi-Fi"!

Have we urged you to send our Rubber Chicken Grandparents Cards yet? If not, we meant to! They're just terrific! And everyone you send them to will think so too! And they'll think you're "simply wonderful" and "very thoughtful" for "thinking of them". If fact, they'll be so grateful, they'll probably surprise you when they slyly slip a crisp, new five dollar bill (U.S.) in their next email Thank You card to you. And that really WILL be a surprise! How the hell did your grandparents do that, anyways?! NOW do you see how wise and more experienced they are?! Oh, that reminds us of a story... did we ever tell you we once shot Angela Lansbury in our elephant's pajamas?! ...Wait... is THAT how that story goes? Oh, just send out our RCC Grandparents Cards, already, otherwise we'll just keep nattering on and on like we tend to do!

We're Like a Mash-Up of Cab Calloway and The Strokes!

Which explains why the whole left side of our body is suddenly numb, but we STILL look great in yellow trousers and tails (not even OUR grandparents would get that one)! Really?! You're STILL reading this? Come on! Send out these damn Grandparents cards of ours! We made them just for you! You know the AARP doesn't have it's own online, greeting card web site. Well, not YET they don't! Give 'em time. They're still figuring out the Clapperr (take THAT, reference to a forgotten 1980's commercial! We could have said Ron Popeil's Pocket Fishermanr or Tarnexc , but NO, we went for the Clapperr All together now, "Wheeere's the Beef?!" )...

Have You Sent Out Our RCC Grandparents Cards Yet?

So until that wonderful day comes, send out our RCC Grandparents Cards. You can even send them out if you yourself are the grandparent! We have cards for you (the grandparent) to send to your grandchild/children! Clever of us, huh? NOt "Perry Mason smart", but still smart of us. Beside, the AARP eGreeting site'll probably have all it's text in 50-point type! You don't deserve that! So send our Rubber Chicken Grandparents Cards out now, before we forget to remind you again! Now were the hell did we leave the T.V. remote?
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