Send a funny Hurricane Season Ecard from Rubber Chicken Cards
Yes, this is a "real" category! And it is the brain-child of Steve Rotblatt, our fearless founder here at RCC. "CEO Rotblatt", as he insists we all call him, is such a brilliant entrepreneur that he's literally cornered the market on funny animating Hurricane eGreetings! Choke on THAT factoid, Hallmark!
And sure, we only created ONE f-ing Rubber Chicken Hurricane Card, but why re-invent the wheel? Why try to improve on perfection? Why did we bother? All these are perfectly logical questions, hence we feel completely unqualified to answer them. Ask Dr. George Fishbeck, or Dallas Raines or Sunny Coral-Reefs, or any number of thousands of stupidly named weather-nauts on your t.v. We, don't know. All we know is YOU are the ONLY person who would appreciate all the hard work we put into exploiting, er... we mean, exhausting... this under-mocked natural disaster...wait, is THAT right?! Whatevers, send this single, solitary Ecard (about Hurricanes) to friends and loved ones. What better way to say, "Hey, we hope you make it!" Than that?!
We here at Rubber Chicken Cards, "home of the world's ONLY animating Rubber Chicken Hurricane Card", seem to instinctively do all the WRONG things during hurricanes:
Thank goodness we still have our ObamaCare© ... or as WE like to call it, "PPACA", or as it's known on the street, "Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act", a rose is a rose is a rose, right? Provided your rose ensures everyone equal access to universal health care!
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