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Breeder Brothers (41)

Brothers with the IQ of a sock give their definitive stupidity on holiday and daily life subjects. These cards are silly and often hysterical. Voiced by Fred Tatasciore, voice over genius actor. He currently can be heard on "Family Guy", "The Cleveland Show:", "The Hulk" and a billion other shows and games. In addition his partner in crime is Steven Rotblatt, Chief Chicken.

Year of the Tiger 2022 - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 6104
The Breeder Brothers talk about how to celebrate the Year of the Tiger in the sticks.
Congratulations - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 6799
About a billion brain cells shy of genius, they happily tell you how to offer congratulations.
Autumn - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 6985
The Breeder Brothers, Jim and Jimmy, have some dern fine health tips for the fall, like fizzy lard.
Bon Voyage - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 5480
The Breeder Brothers with one tooth between them wish the best to a friend who is going away on a trip.
Halloween - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 4196
The Breeder Brothers, with a combined I.Q. of a sock, give some deep advice about Halloween pranks.
Sukkot - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 7564
The Breeder Brothers, Jim and Jimmy, get ready for Sukkot by stuffing everything in site with beer.
Labor Day - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 8694
The boys with the intelligence of a late summer breeze serve up ideas for a fine Labor Day.
Grandparent's Day- "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 8123
The downhome twins with the joint I.Q. of a pound of okra give us some tips on how to honor yer grandfolks.
Invitation - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 5542
With all the wisdom of deep-fried catfish, they offer a few suggestions for Invites and Announcements.
Apology - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 5928
With the combined intellect of a sack full of fleas, here are their suggestions on how to apologize.
Love - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 7375
Jim and Jimmy, okra for brains, attempt to navigate their way through a Shakespearean Sonnet.
Gimme Day - "The Breeder Brothers"
Views: 8784
Jim and Jimmy, the Breeder Brothers, dole out some advice on "Gimme Day" the day where someone has to give you a gift if you ask for it.
Birthday - "Breeder Brothers Jug Band"
Views: 8802
A Musical Birthday eCard Message from the Breeder Brothers (and assorted family members....) and, yepper they're actually playing the washboard and a "tuned pair" of whisky jugs.
New Years and Christmas - "Breeder Brothers Jug Band"
Views: 8657
The family that plays together stays together in this Christmas musical extravaganza.
Hanukkah - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 5889
Jim and Jimmy have some practical advice on makin' do for Hanukkah.
Broken Heart - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 5940
Jim and Jimmy give advice on how to "stick it" to the person who dumped you.
Valentine's Day (Broken Heart) - "Breeder Brothers Jug Band"
Views: 8295
Our Jug Band stomps and harmonizes to a deeply felt Valentine's Day tune.
Love - "Breeder Brothers Jug Band"
Views: 8596
When you can't say the darn L word, and you're just crazy about someone, you pull out the washboard and start singin'.
Fourth of July - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 8215
The backwoods twins give a heady spin on how to make a Fourth of July firecracker from a bit of clothing.
Boss Day - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 4938
The downhome boys, Jim and Jimmy, give some important advice on choosing the perfect gift for Boss' Day.
Good Luck - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 5663
The fine men of the still, with the combined I.Q. of the Northern White bean, brew up some Good Luck advice.
Thanksgiving - "The Breeder Brothers"
Views: 7963
The Two Brothers with one brain cell between 'em offer their suggestions for a unique Thanksgiving dinner.
Thank You (gift) - "The Breeder Brothers"
Views: 8494
In this thank you ecard, the country boys with one brain cell between 'em give some sterling advice on gift thankin'.
Encouragement - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 6174
Our almost savvy backwoods boys pump out some advice on how to weather a major downturn in life.
Rosh Hashanah - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 5621
The brothers with the combined IQ of Matzo give advice on a traditional Jewish New Year's dinner.
Valentines Day - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 6368
The Breeder Brothers, Jim and Jim Bob, tell some wild stories about Valentine's Day gifts.
Health - Diet - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 4417
Jim and Jimmy Jim give some snappy advice on how to cut down on yer eatin' and lose weight.
Chinese New Year - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 4604
These two idiots take a moment out of their not too busy day to share some knowledge about how to celebrate Chinese New Year in the Holler.
Graduation - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 5318
The wise Breeder Brothers, with the combined I.Q. of a flower, pass out their advice on how to graduation from College.
Thinking of You - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 6132
With baling twine for brains, they offer advice ontelling somebody that you are thinking of them.
Mother's Day - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 8656
The idiots with the IQ of socks tell you how to first find your mother, using hound dogs, and then give her a gift.
Foot and Lip Day - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 5009
The Breeder Brothers, Jim and Jimbo, create a brand new holiday called Foot and Lip Day, during which they celebrate, you guessed it, both feet and lips.
Christmas - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 6887
Jim and Jim Bob, sharing one brain cell between them, tell us about the joys of a family Christmas.
Purim - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 7935
The brothers with the combined IQ of Cheese Whiz celebrate the Jewish Holiday of Purim.
April Fools Day - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 5247
Those wise gents, with one brain cell between them, share some April Fools pranks.
Shavuot - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 8970
The Breeder Brothers, combined IQ of a box o' rocks, honor the giving of the Torah by God to the Jewish people.
420 - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 5026
The Breeder Brothers, combined IQ of a water molecule, celebrate 420 by, of all things, smoking pot.
Great Day - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 7188
One card shy of a full deck and offering advice on the three things you need to have a really great day.
Mother's and Father's Day - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 7274
With the I.Q. of okra, they offer advice on the best ways to celebrate both Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Thank You - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 4887
In this thank you ecards, though they're one fork shy of a full placesetting, the Breeder Brothers still know the etiquette of "Thank You."
Dating - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 6568
Those cornbread-brained Breeder Brothers offer advice for a smooth date.