These Emotional Coroners cut dead bodies for autopsies and talk about their lives, loves, and how they feel about holidays. These edgy and hysterical blood-splattered cards are voiced by Ann Cusack, Andie Bolt, and Steven Rotblatt
Birthday - "Autopsy"
In this birthday eCard, Tom and Millie are about to do an autopsy when Millie interrupts with a Birthday Cake for Tom's birthday.
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In this thank you ecard, Mildred and Tom, two coroners, have a special moment of sharing and thanks as they cut up a cadaver.
Thinking of You - "Autopsy"
Coroners, Millie and Tom, have a moving conversation about the friends they think about.
Winter Solstice - "Autopsy"
Tom and Deb are working on a corpse on the shortest day of the year, and the beauty and sadness of life creep into the conversation.
Hanukkah - "Autopsy"
In the autopsy room, on the eve of the first day of Hanukkah, Debbie and Tom have uncovered a very odd miracle.
Christmas - "Autopsy"
Coroners, Millie and Tom, might have the real Santa on the slab. But wait!
Divorce - "Autopsy"
Tom and Debbie, in the morgue try and find out why a woman had passed. This spurs a conversation about the complication of divorce.
Good Luck - "Autopsy"
Blood splatters while Tom and Deb in the autopsy room discuss the bad luck and good luck that life has to offer.
Congratulations - "Autopsy"
Coroners, Millie and Tom, talk about the best way congratulate a friend who has acheived something special.
New Years - "Autopsy"
Debbie is trying to keep a stiff upper lip about her horrible year while Tom cheers her up with the hope of a great New Year.
Earth Day - "Autopsy"
Tom and Debbie in the morgue tackle the environment.
Groundhog's Day - "Autopsy"
Debbie gets ready for Groundhog's Day by planting Groundhog paraphernalia into the body organs of a corpse.
St. Patrick's Day - "Autopsy"
In the morgue over the death of a St. Pat's Day reveler, Debbie and Tom contemplate what it means to have a fun and exciting life.
Tax Day - "Autopsy"
Tom and Deb work do an autopsy on a man who died because of taxes.
Health - "Autopsy"
Tom and Debbie do an autopsy on someone who has been eating very poorly and come to some conclusions about health.
Mardi Gras - "Autopsy"
It's Mardi Gras and a woman shows up in the morgue, crushed to death by a giant float.
Valentine's Day - "Autopsy"
Coroners, Millie and Tom, have hidden Valentine's Day presents in a very interesting place.
Black Friday - "Autopsy"
Debbie, right in the middle of an autopsy, gets pangs of guilt because she is thinking about the sales on Black Friday. Tom attempts to settle her down, but she is racked with pain... until...
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