You have outlived most people in history. Yes, that is true. And people who live till 80, live even longer. You've dodged illness, skin that sags, and you have managed to stay happy and upbeat and willing to help others, even while watching television.
The People around you are happy that you are still here with us and now stick around to suck up your wisdom. The idiots at Rubber Chicken Cards want to have ten percent of that wisdom because we feel responsible for your genius.
Send an 80 years old a Rubber Chicken Card. It's on your bucket list, or so we hope.
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